Tomato Puns

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Q:

How do you fix a broken tomato?

A:

With tomato paste!
Q:

How do you fix a broken tomato?

A:

With tomato paste!


Tomato Jokes,  Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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What did the late tomato say to the early tomato?

I'll ketch up
What did the late tomato say to the early tomato?

I'll ketch up


Late Jokes,  Ketchup Jokes,  
    
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Let's get together &

Ketchup!
Let's get together &

Ketchup!


Ketchup Jokes,  Funny Puns For Kids,  
    
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What did one tomato say to the other tomato?

You go ahead and I'll ketchup.
What did one tomato say to the other tomato?

You go ahead and I'll ketchup.


Ketchup Jokes,  Best Pun Jokes,  
    
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing.
Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing.


Silly Puns,  Salad Jokes,  
    
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Q: What did the mother tomato say to the baby tomato?

A: Hurry up darling and Ketch-up.
Q: What did the mother tomato say to the baby tomato?

A: Hurry up darling and Ketch-up.


Ketchup Jokes,  Tomato Jokes,  
    
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Imposter!

Uh oh!

Cherry Tomato
Imposter!

Uh oh!

Cherry Tomato



Cherry Jokes,  Fruit Puns,  
    
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Olive you, from my head, tomatoes
Olive you, from my head, tomatoes

Vegetable Puns,  One Liner Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Tomatoe

Not a vegetable. A fruit with a limb.
Tomatoe

Not a vegetable. A fruit with a limb.


Fruit And Vegetable Jokes,  Toe Puns,  
    
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I love you from my head

Tomatoes
I love you from my head

Tomatoes


Funny I Love You Jokes,  Cute Love Jokes,  
    
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I know I'm supposed to be a fruit, but I feel like a vegetable...
I know I'm supposed to be a fruit, but I feel like a vegetable...

Fruit And Vegetable Jokes,  Sad Jokes,  
    
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I dropped a bottle of ketchup on my foot
It caused immense pain To ma toes
I dropped a bottle of ketchup on my foot
It caused immense pain To ma toes


Toe Puns,  Pain Jokes,  
    
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Why did the tomato go out with a prune?

Because he couldn't find a date!
Why did the tomato go out with a prune?

Because he couldn't find a date!


Date Jokes,  Fruit Puns,  
    
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