Top 100 Chat Up Lines

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you know what would make your face look better? 

(what?) 

my legs wrapped around it.
you know what would make your face look better?

(what?)

my legs wrapped around it.


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Could you please step away from the bar ? You're melting all the ice.

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Excuse me are you hiring? I heard you have an opening you need filled.

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You're in a relationship, I'm in a relationship but that doesn't mean we can't have relations.

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Girl you're sweet as candy, can I taste you "Now And Later"

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You know how your hair would look really good?

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In my lap.


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Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!

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If I had a nickle for every time a saw a woman as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

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If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head?

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Why pay $5 when you can't get this footling for free.

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The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.

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Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.

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You must be in a wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there.

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Kissing is a language of love...so how bout a conversation?

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Is your body a map? Cause I love to travel!

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