Top 100 One Liners

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I'm not fat. My stomach is 3D
I'm not fat. My stomach is 3D

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Admit it, sometimes we all feel much worse for the homeless guy's dog than we do for the homeless guy,
Admit it, sometimes we all feel much worse for the homeless guy's dog than we do for the homeless guy,

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That one day you don't get ready and go out in public, you see everyone you know.
That one day you don't get ready and go out in public, you see everyone you know.

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Google must be a woman because it knows EVERYTHING.
Google must be a woman because it knows EVERYTHING.

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We are all mature until somebody brings out some bubble wrap.
We are all mature until somebody brings out some bubble wrap.

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Attractive Person: Hi! 
Me: Is this some kind of sick joke?
Attractive Person: Hi!
Me: Is this some kind of sick joke?


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When someone smells nice, it automatically makes them more attractive to me.
When someone smells nice, it automatically makes them more attractive to me.

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Admit it, we have all tried to balance the light switch between on and off.
Admit it, we have all tried to balance the light switch between on and off.

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I hate pretending to like people who are pretending to like me.
I hate pretending to like people who are pretending to like me.

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Slamming the door twice because the first time wasn't loud enough.
Slamming the door twice because the first time wasn't loud enough.

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You can go almost anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
You can go almost anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

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What flickering lights mean: 1% electrical problems 99% demons
What flickering lights mean: 1% electrical problems 99% demons

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i use to smoke . 

i still do, but i used to, too
i use to smoke .

i still do, but i used to, too


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es be in the club

like
es be in the club

like


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I love my computer because my friends live in it
I love my computer because my friends live in it

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