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Im an Astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS.

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Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.


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i have a girlfriend es love that
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i have a girlfriend es love that


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Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I'm Taken with you.

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Do you have a quarter? I want to call your parents and thank them.

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Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

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Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...Just letting you know!

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That mockingjay dress would look great on my bedroom floor!


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If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?

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I'm not good at cooking, so lets go out sometime!

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Excuse me, My name is Ben Dover. Would you like to meet my friend Master Bates? Or should I do it for you?


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I have a new chat up line that works every time! It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner and I always end up in bed with them.... Here's how it goes ....'Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?'

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Is there a keg in your pants, cause baby I want to tap that ass.

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You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?

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Did you brush your teeth this morning or do I need to taste them to find out?

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