Traffic Jokes

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*Light turns yellow* *Car in front of me stops* Me: "We could've both made it!!
*Light turns yellow*

*Car in front of me stops*

Me: "We could've both made it!!

Memes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  Pissed Off Jokes,  
    
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her: "come thru" me: " a hurricane about to hit" her: "my parents already evacuated, im me alone"
her: "come thru"

me: " a hurricane about to hit"

her: "my parents already evacuated, im me alone"

Memes,  Hurricane Jokes,  
    
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When some jabroni in the car next to you won't stag in their doggone lane
When some jabroni in the car next to you won't stag in their doggone lane

Memes,  Driving Humor,  Dog Puns,  
    
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When the light JUST turned green and the person behind you beep the horn
When the light JUST turned green and the person behind you beep the horn

Memes,  Funny Driving Pictures,  Caveman Spongebob Meme,  
    
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girl: pls dont ticket me ill do anything cop: anything? girl: yes anything cop: will you.. cop: learn to in drive
girl: pls dont ticket me ill do anything

cop: anything?

girl: yes anything

cop: will you..

cop: learn to in drive

Memes,  Woman Driver Jokes,  Funny Cop Sayings,  
    
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Late...again. ...Meanwhile on Guam.
Late...again.

...Meanwhile on Guam.

Meanwhile In,  Guam Jokes,  
    
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Charlotte Rush hour traffic is a new definition of torture
Charlotte Rush hour traffic

is a new definition of torture

Torture Jokes,  Spongebob Memes,  North Carolina Jokes,  
    
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What if I told you Keeping a safe distance in traffic doesn't mean I'm driving slow
What if I told you

Keeping a safe distance in traffic doesn't mean I'm driving slow

Traffic Memes,  What If I Told You Matrix (theme),  
    
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If you have ever been behind 2 Haliburton trucks racing up the interstate at the blinding speed of 35 MPH and blocking traffic You might be from Wyoming
If you have ever been behind 2 Haliburton trucks racing up the interstate at the blinding speed of 35 MPH and blocking traffic

You might be from Wyoming

Jokes About Wyoming,  Truck Humor,  Driving Fail,  
    
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When the red light just turns green and somebody is already beeping at you
When the red light just turns green and somebody is already beeping at you

Memes,  Driving Jokes One Liners,  Tf Cat,  
    
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What if I told you the on-ramp is designed for you to reach the same speed as traffic before merging
What if I told you

the on-ramp is designed for you to reach the same speed as traffic before merging

Memes,  Driving Jokes One Liners,  Highway Jokes,  
    
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Linda made a killing during slow-moving commuter traffic.
Linda made a killing during slow-moving commuter traffic.

Shoulder Jokes,  Funny Driving Images,  
    
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You sir, win at traffic.
You sir, win at traffic.

Memes,  Funny License Plates,  
    
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Welcome to New York City Where the traffic rules are made up and the crosswalk signs don't matter
Welcome to New York City

Where the traffic rules are made up and the crosswalk signs don't matter

New York City Jokes,  Drew Carey Meme (theme),  Traffic Memes,  
    
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Public transit in my city is so slow My fitness app thinks I'm walking the whole time
Public transit in my city is so slow

My fitness app thinks I'm walking the whole time

Memes,  1st World Problems,  First World Problems,  
    
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