Traffic Jokes

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If you honk at me .05 seconds after the traffic light turns green, ima put my car in park, adjust my seat, check the pressure on my tires, have an oil change, read a book, shiii I might have dinner and throw in a nap.
If you honk at me .05 seconds after the traffic light turns green, ima put my car in park, adjust my seat, check the pressure on my tires, have an oil change, read a book, shiii I might have dinner and throw in a nap.

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How tf is traffic real just drive the car
How tf is traffic real just drive the car

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when somebody brakes at the yellow light but then goes thru anyway and you get stuck at the red light

you raggedy
when somebody brakes at the yellow light but then goes thru anyway and you get stuck at the red light

you raggedy


Memes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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Me and a cop were stuck at a red light down for like 5 minutes and no other cars were around and he looked over at me and nodded, then we both ran the red light together
Me and a cop were stuck at a red light down for like 5 minutes and no other cars were around and he looked over at me and nodded, then we both ran the red light together

Memes,  Cop Humor,  Funny Driving Jokes,  
    
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How does traffic even happen ? Bitch just keep driving
How does traffic even happen ? Bitch just keep driving

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When you see your best friend in traffic
When you see your best friend in traffic

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When someone that has been angrily trying to pass u ends up at the same red light
When someone that has been angrily trying to pass u ends up at the same red light

Memes,  Driving Memes,  
    
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When you see your best friend in traffic but they have to take the next exit
When you see your best friend in traffic but they have to take the next exit

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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When you see your friend in traffic and beep the horn but they don't see you
When you see your friend in traffic and beep the horn but they don't see you

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*Light turns yellow*

*Car in front of me stops*

Me: "We could've both made it!!
*Light turns yellow*

*Car in front of me stops*

Me: "We could've both made it!!


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her: "come thru"

me: " a hurricane about to hit"

her: "my parents already evacuated, im me alone"
her: "come thru"

me: " a hurricane about to hit"

her: "my parents already evacuated, im me alone"


Memes,  Hurricane Jokes,  
    
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When some jabroni in the car next to you won't stag in their doggone lane
When some jabroni in the car next to you won't stag in their doggone lane

Memes,  Driving Humor,  Dog Puns,  
    
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When the light JUST turned green and the person behind you beep the horn
When the light JUST turned green and the person behind you beep the horn

Memes,  Funny Driving Pictures,  Caveman Spongebob Meme,  
    
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girl: pls dont ticket me ill do anything

cop: anything?

girl: yes anything

cop: will you..

cop: learn to in drive
girl: pls dont ticket me ill do anything

cop: anything?

girl: yes anything

cop: will you..

cop: learn to in drive


Memes,  Woman Driver Jokes,  Funny Cop Sayings,  
    
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Late...again.

...Meanwhile on Guam.
Late...again.

...Meanwhile on Guam.


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