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Im going where the rum never ends TrinidadPeople from Trinidad are laid back, very family oriented and they love to party. There is nothing wrong with that, but you won’t see anything much funnier than a drunk West Indian with a machete dancing to soca music. They steal, they eat roti and they drink all day long. Those are just a few of the types of jokes you’ll always hear about Trini’s.
Here we have the best Trinidad jokes from all over the Internet. We’ve sought out anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Here we have the best Trinidad jokes from all over the Internet. We’ve sought out anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
The way the Caribbean lady looks at you
When you ask for extra ox tail gravy #crosses
Barbados Jokes, Jamaica Jokes,
When you ask for extra ox tail gravy #crosses
Barbados Jokes, Jamaica Jokes,
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Somewhere is Trinidad or Guyana
Someone is doing this
Guyana Jokes, Short Racist Jokes, Caribbean Jokes,
Someone is doing this
Guyana Jokes, Short Racist Jokes, Caribbean Jokes,
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There was a day that a ship got its bottom ripped at sea and was taking in a lot of water. So the Captain evacuated the entire ship until all that was left was three crew men, himself and a lifeboat. One of the crew was a Trini, one a Bajan, and the third a Guyanese.
The captain said the life boat could only take three people, himself being one; two would go and one would have to stay.
So he decided to asked some questions and the one who was wrong would stay.
1.Trini - what was the greatest disaster at sea?....the sinking of the titanic.....correct....
2. Bajan - how many people were on board?......2800 people.... correct.
3. Guyanese - name them ....
Barbados Jokes, Guyanese Jokes, Caribbean Jokes,
The captain said the life boat could only take three people, himself being one; two would go and one would have to stay.
So he decided to asked some questions and the one who was wrong would stay.
1.Trini - what was the greatest disaster at sea?....the sinking of the titanic.....correct....
2. Bajan - how many people were on board?......2800 people.... correct.
3. Guyanese - name them ....
Barbados Jokes, Guyanese Jokes, Caribbean Jokes,
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One day, an Trinidadian, a Jamaican, and a Bajan walked into a rum shop together. They proceeded to each buy a Banks Beer.
Just as they where about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their beers.
The Trini pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The Jamaican fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Bajan picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling. "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU IGRANT BRUTE!"
Caribbean Jokes, Jamaican Jokes, Barbados Jokes,
Just as they where about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their beers.
The Trini pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The Jamaican fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Bajan picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling. "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU IGRANT BRUTE!"
Caribbean Jokes, Jamaican Jokes, Barbados Jokes,
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Two West Indians were drinking in a bar and complaining about their boss that he was a real pain in the butt always giving them a hard time. The next day they met at bar again and the Bajan began boasting to the Trini, "boy ah cuss out de boss man real good, and when ah done, ah ask 'e fuh a raise and he gih it to me."
Trini looked at Bajan in suprise and asked "you mean he did'n fire you?". So the next day Trini went in to work and began to cuss up the boss who looked at him and promptly fired him on the spot.
That afternoon when Trini met Bajan in the bar again, he told him what happened earlier. Bajan explained "Trini muh friend, when I cuss de bossman, I cuss he in muh mind."
Barbados Jokes, Caribbean Jokes, Joke On Boss,
Trini looked at Bajan in suprise and asked "you mean he did'n fire you?". So the next day Trini went in to work and began to cuss up the boss who looked at him and promptly fired him on the spot.
That afternoon when Trini met Bajan in the bar again, he told him what happened earlier. Bajan explained "Trini muh friend, when I cuss de bossman, I cuss he in muh mind."
Barbados Jokes, Caribbean Jokes, Joke On Boss,
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Three prisoners are waiting to be executed and they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.
The Trini responds, "A chicken Roti." The warden serves him his Roti, and then escorts him to his execution.
The Jamaican requests Jerk Pork. The warden serves him his Jerk Pork, and then escorts him to his execution.
The Bajan requests a bag of plums. The warden asks: "plums???"
"Yes,plums" says the Bajan.
The warden replies, "but them outa season!"
"So?" replies the Bajan. "I gine wait..."
Funny Last Wishes, Jamaican Jokes, Caribbean Jokes,
The Trini responds, "A chicken Roti." The warden serves him his Roti, and then escorts him to his execution.
The Jamaican requests Jerk Pork. The warden serves him his Jerk Pork, and then escorts him to his execution.
The Bajan requests a bag of plums. The warden asks: "plums???"
"Yes,plums" says the Bajan.
The warden replies, "but them outa season!"
"So?" replies the Bajan. "I gine wait..."
Funny Last Wishes, Jamaican Jokes, Caribbean Jokes,
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Jerome... Yea Playa??
When it comes to young Trinidad James, YOU ARE THE FATHER!
Martin Jokes, Maury Povich Meme, Maury Jokes
When it comes to young Trinidad James, YOU ARE THE FATHER!
Martin Jokes, Maury Povich Meme, Maury Jokes
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A Trini and a Jamaican walk into a store, the Trini steals three chocolate bars.
When they leave the store he said "Yuh see dat? Mi tief three chocolate bars. Nobody cya tief like me!"
The Jamaican said "Mek wi go back to the store, me ago show yuh a who a the real tief."
They went in and the Jamaican said to the cashier "Yuh want to see a magic trick?" the cashier replies "Sure."
"Hand me a chocolate bar." He eats it.
"Hand me another one" he ate that too, "Hand me one more" and he ate it.
"Mon, where's the magic?" said the cashier.
The Jamaican said "Check the Trini pockets and yuh find all three a dem!"
Jamaican Jokes, Stealing Jokes, Carribean Jokes,
When they leave the store he said "Yuh see dat? Mi tief three chocolate bars. Nobody cya tief like me!"
The Jamaican said "Mek wi go back to the store, me ago show yuh a who a the real tief."
They went in and the Jamaican said to the cashier "Yuh want to see a magic trick?" the cashier replies "Sure."
"Hand me a chocolate bar." He eats it.
"Hand me another one" he ate that too, "Hand me one more" and he ate it.
"Mon, where's the magic?" said the cashier.
The Jamaican said "Check the Trini pockets and yuh find all three a dem!"
Jamaican Jokes, Stealing Jokes, Carribean Jokes,
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There were three men from the Caribbean living together in London: a Trinidadian, a Bajan and a Jamaican who were all hungry because they didn't have money to buy food. However, upon coming close to a posh restaurant they came up with a plan.
The Jamaican went in first. After being seated he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal the waiter came by with the check.
"But I paid you!" the Jamaican shouted.
The waiter was very confused as he could not remember being paid, but as he did not want to cause any trouble...he let the Jamaican leave.
Five minutes later the Bajan walked into the restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for food.
"But I paid you!" The Barbadian shouted.
This time the manager came and had to calm down the Bajan, and as he did not want anything to upset the other customers he let the Bajan go.
Ten minutes later the Trinidadian walked in, sat down, lit a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu plus two Carib beers. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal. Before asking for it, the waiter said, "Sir... I have been having a sort of problem all day and I can't understand it. Other people like you came in earlier and ate and they said that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them, so...
Before he could finish, the Trinidadian chimed in loudly "Hear meh nah boss, dat is your problem...jus give meh change."
Barbados Jokes, Jamaican Jokes, Waiter Jokes,
The Jamaican went in first. After being seated he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal the waiter came by with the check.
"But I paid you!" the Jamaican shouted.
The waiter was very confused as he could not remember being paid, but as he did not want to cause any trouble...he let the Jamaican leave.
Five minutes later the Bajan walked into the restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for food.
"But I paid you!" The Barbadian shouted.
This time the manager came and had to calm down the Bajan, and as he did not want anything to upset the other customers he let the Bajan go.
Ten minutes later the Trinidadian walked in, sat down, lit a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu plus two Carib beers. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal. Before asking for it, the waiter said, "Sir... I have been having a sort of problem all day and I can't understand it. Other people like you came in earlier and ate and they said that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them, so...
Before he could finish, the Trinidadian chimed in loudly "Hear meh nah boss, dat is your problem...jus give meh change."
Barbados Jokes, Jamaican Jokes, Waiter Jokes,
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