Troll Dad

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Troll dad
Do you know what irritates a kid the most? His or her dad asking them a question setting them up for a lame joke or a stupid pun to send them into a rage to whisper under their breath, “F. U. Dad!”. Here in this section we have added the most popular and best viral funny troll dad jokes and memes from all over the Internet.

We have searched all over the Internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. While you are browsing through our collection of jokes, memes and articles please be so kind as to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit! Since we are always adding new content to this section, we invite you to check back often.
*devouring watermelon*

Better be careful, son.

If you swallow a watermelon seed, a watermelon plant will grow in your stomach.

Okay, dad! *keeps eating*

*swallows seed*

What have I done?
*devouring watermelon*

Better be careful, son.

If you swallow a watermelon seed, a watermelon plant will grow in your stomach.

Okay, dad! *keeps eating*

*swallows seed*

What have I done?


Memes,  Funny Watermelon Jokes,  
    
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Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Eeeerrrmmmm

I want a Mac, a really big one!

Happy birthday son

Ffffffuuuu-
Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Eeeerrrmmmm

I want a Mac, a really big one!

Happy birthday son

Ffffffuuuu-


Memes,  Troll Face Text,  Mcdonalds Fail,  
    
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*having deep, meaningful thoughts*

Dad will probably be interested in this

Hey dad yes son? I was thinking tha..

That was your first mistake

okay
*having deep, meaningful thoughts*

Dad will probably be interested in this

Hey dad yes son? I was thinking tha..

That was your first mistake

okay


Memes,  Okay Face Meme,  Rage Comics (theme),  
    
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*le finished with meal prepared by father. delicious,*

"Thanks for supper, dad. I can tell a lot of time went into it!"

"Actually son.."

"...a lot of parsley went into it. Not thyme."

Ffffffuuuuu-
*le finished with meal prepared by father. delicious,*

"Thanks for supper, dad. I can tell a lot of time went into it!"

"Actually son.."

"...a lot of parsley went into it. Not thyme."

Ffffffuuuuu-


Memes,  Troll Face Comics,  Cooking Puns,  
    
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Dad, I hurt my leg at practice today

Really son?!

Yah really..

Want me to get a straw?!

What? A straw? Why would I need a straw

So you can..

Suck it up

Ffffuuuuuu
Dad, I hurt my leg at practice today

Really son?!

Yah really..

Want me to get a straw?!

What? A straw? Why would I need a straw

So you can..

Suck it up

Ffffuuuuuu


Memes,  Rude Insults,  
    
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Little kid me, waking up on new years day

Happy new years son, it's been so long since I've seen you

So long since you've seen me? But we were together all last night...

Son, I haven't seen you since last year!!!
Little kid me, waking up on new years day

Happy new years son, it's been so long since I've seen you

So long since you've seen me? But we were together all last night...

Son, I haven't seen you since last year!!!


Memes,  Troll Face Meme,  
    
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[On phone] You don't say.

Oh really? You don't say!

Who was that dad? I don't know....

He didn't say!
[On phone] You don't say.

Oh really? You don't say!

Who was that dad? I don't know....

He didn't say!


Memes,  Funny Simple Jokes,  
    
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Hey son, you heard about what happened to that waitress?

No, what happened?

...

...

...

... she waited.

Ffffffuuuuuuuu-
Hey son, you heard about what happened to that waitress?

No, what happened?

...

...

...

... she waited.

Ffffffuuuuuuuu-


Memes,  Rage Comics (theme),  
    
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At an Indian Restaurant

I heard the beef was good.

Fffffffffuuuuuuu-
At an Indian Restaurant

I heard the beef was good.

Fffffffffuuuuuuu-


Memes,  Indian Food Jokes,  Funny Lame Jokes,  
    
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Sitting on toilet
Son. 

Yes dad?

You're fat.

And I'm not going to sugarcoat it because you'll eat that too.

Ffffuuuuu-
Sitting on toilet
Son.

Yes dad?

You're fat.

And I'm not going to sugarcoat it because you'll eat that too.

Ffffuuuuu-


Memes,  Fat Insults,  
    
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Daughter, why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car?

Uhhh, because she was blind?

Because she was a woman!

Fffffffffuuuuuuuu
Daughter, why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car?

Uhhh, because she was blind?

Because she was a woman!

Fffffffffuuuuuuuu


Memes,  Hellen Keller Jokes,  
    
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Hey dad, what is the difference between confident and confidential?

You are my son, and I'm confident abut that.

Your friend over there is also my son. That's confidential.
Hey dad, what is the difference between confident and confidential?

You are my son, and I'm confident abut that.

Your friend over there is also my son. That's confidential.


Memes,  Funny Troll Comics,  
    
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Myself, age 7, walking through snow

Dad, it's too deep! I can't walk!

It's okay son, just follow in my footsteps

Fffuuuuuuuu
Myself, age 7, walking through snow

Dad, it's too deep! I can't walk!

It's okay son, just follow in my footsteps

Fffuuuuuuuu


Memes,  Snow Humor,  
    
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Hey son, would you take out the trash and mow the lawn today?

Sure, if I get around to it.

Oh really? Well here you go then...

Wait, what's this?

You said you'd do it when you got "a round tuit", so there it is. Now go get to work!

Fffffffuuuuuu-
Hey son, would you take out the trash and mow the lawn today?

Sure, if I get around to it.

Oh really? Well here you go then...

Wait, what's this?

You said you'd do it when you got "a round tuit", so there it is. Now go get to work!

Fffffffuuuuuu-


Memes,  List Of Dumb Jokes,  Corny Joke List,  
    
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Hey dad what time is it?

Le check watch

TIme to get a watch

Ffffffuuuuu-
Hey dad what time is it?

Le check watch

TIme to get a watch

Ffffffuuuuu-


Memes,  Funny Corny Jokes,  
    
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