Turkey Puns

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Better grab a ham

Because there might not be any Turkey left by Christmas
Better grab a ham

Because there might not be any Turkey left by Christmas


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Frying turkey this week?

...Me too
Frying turkey this week?

...Me too


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my turkey needs a little foreplay before it gets stuffed...
my turkey needs a little foreplay before it gets stuffed...

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What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas? 

Twerky!!
What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas?

Twerky!!


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Do your giblets end up in the gravy?

Or do you wear a bra when you cook?
Do your giblets end up in the gravy?

Or do you wear a bra when you cook?


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Go pluck yourself!
Go pluck yourself!

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hey, girl

i'll stuff your turkey any time.
hey, girl

i'll stuff your turkey any time.


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happy thanksgiving. wanna help me stuff the turkey?

if you know what i bean
happy thanksgiving. wanna help me stuff the turkey?

if you know what i bean


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Tom

Husband, father, leftovers
Tom

Husband, father, leftovers


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We can't run away!!

They're gonna think we're chicken!!
We can't run away!!

They're gonna think we're chicken!!


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for 8 years now i've been addicted to cold turkey. 

when i tell people i'm quitting cold turkey, 

they say, "what are you quitting?" ,

i'm f#&%ing quitting cold turkey.
for 8 years now i've been addicted to cold turkey.

when i tell people i'm quitting cold turkey,

they say, "what are you quitting?" ,

i'm f#&%ing quitting cold turkey.


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Now who's struttin' around the barnyard you arrogant turkey bastard. Happy Thanksgiving.
Now who's struttin' around the barnyard you arrogant turkey bastard. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Let's agree that Thanksgivukkah means we can stuff our faces with turkey and latkes for eight straight days.
Let's agree that Thanksgivukkah means we can stuff our faces with turkey and latkes for eight straight days.

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the breasts

yeah that's my favorite part too. oh, the turkey. no i don't turkey.
the breasts

yeah that's my favorite part too. oh, the turkey. no i don't turkey.


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