Turning 50 Jokes

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50 

Prehistoric

But not extinct
50

Prehistoric

But not extinct


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You know you're 50 when...

Getting high means it's time to take your blood pressure medication.


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You know you're 50 when...

You want your kids' to think you're cool, so you ask them to help set up your own page on MyFace and you can't understand what they're giggling about.


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You know you're 50 when...

Your idea of getting lucky is being able to find your car in Walmart's parking lot on the first try.


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Q: What is the advantage of being over 50?

A: Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.


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You are not 50, just 49.95, plus tax.

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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

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At fifty you've accumulated the knowledge and wisdom of half a century. This would be a tremendous asset if only darned senility hadn't wiped your memory bank.

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At 50 you no longer have hot flashes, you have power surges!

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Turning 50? Hot flashes? Dont think of it as menopause. Think of it as regular short vacations in the tropics.

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You know you're 50 when you look in a full-length mirror, you can see your butt from the front.

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50 years old: you finally get your head together, and your body has other ideas.

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