Turning 50 Years Old Jokes

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...When your skin eats more cream than you do!
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...When your skin eats more cream than you do!


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Keep calm it's your 50th birthday
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Belinda: Belinda
Ariel: Keep Calm my 50th birthday
Keep calm it's your 50th birthday

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You know you're 50 when...

Your aspirations toward middle management now involve your waistline instead of your job.


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Bad news: You're 50

Good news: I'm not
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big bro: have a fantastic 50th love you lots little sis xxxx
Bad news: You're 50

Good news: I'm not


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Pushing fifty and still looking sensational...
Pushing fifty and still looking sensational...

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Objects in mirror may appear farther away than they are
Objects in mirror may appear farther away than they are

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I turn 50 next week, Doc. I'm really depressed.

So it's probably not a good time to tell you about colonoscopies.
I turn 50 next week, Doc. I'm really depressed.

So it's probably not a good time to tell you about colonoscopies.


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You know you're 50 when you're still hot, but only in flashes.

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You know you're 50 when you realize with some irritation that your parents were right about nearly everything.

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