Here you will find the funniest turtle jokes. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added it here.
Turtles are slow and come in different sizes ranging from tiny to huge and are predominantly all shell. Like with any animal there are a lot of turtle jokes, but when you factor in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the jokes double.
Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael and Donatello are teenagers and ninjas in addition to being turtles that opens the door for all kinds of jokes.
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