Turtle Puns

Here you will find the funniest turtle puns. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added it here.

Turtles are slow and in direct contrast to ninjas. So that would make the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles a complete contradiction. The new theme song for TMNT is full of face palm worthy turtle puns, "You know I got your back / Just like a turtle shell / Nobody do it better / All my brothers trying to get some cheddar / We all want our cut like the Shredder."

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