Twitter Funny One Liners

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Every time Stacey Dash proved she was clueless:
Every time Stacey Dash proved she was clueless:

List Of Disses,  Funny Jokes 2016,  
    
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Finally allow him to take you on a date then after have him drop you off at your other man's house #wastehistime2016
Finally allow him to take you on a date then after have him drop you off at your other man's house #wastehistime2016

Waste His Time 2016 Meme,  Date Jokes,  Boyfriend Memes,  
    
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invite him over for netflix & chill & have the wle family in the room when he comes.
invite him over for netflix & chill & have the wle family in the room when he comes.

Netflix Meme,  Netflix And Chill Meme,  Great Bad Jokes,  
    
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"Name a first lady flier than me. Slay a dress, plant some mess and still get my p-e."

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"Name a first lady flier than me. Slay a dress, plant some mess and still get my p-e."

#flotusbars


Flotus Bars,  Michelle Obama Jokes,  
    
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i sprayed a spider with axe body spray to kill it but now its name is chad and he's ing all the girl spiders in my use
i sprayed a spider with axe body spray to kill it but now its name is chad and he's ing all the girl spiders in my use

Axe Meme (theme),  Spider Meme,  
    
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Not sure if it's a repost

Or I went back in time
Not sure if it's a repost

Or I went back in time


Back To The Future Memes,  Facebook Joke Statuses,  
    
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Keyisha Cole ia selling fish plates outside the #
Keyisha Cole ia selling fish plates outside the #

Tlc Jokes,  Funny Food Jokes,  Jail Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Tlc Jokes,  Funny As Hell Quotes,  Money Jokes One Liners,  
    
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You've reached my man's mentions

How may I help you?
You've reached my man's mentions

How may I help you?


Memes,  Jealous Girl Meme,  
    
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Has no patient for celebrity twitter narcissism

Checks klout daily
Has no patient for celebrity twitter narcissism

Checks klout daily


Memes,  Narcissism Jokes,  
    
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es be puttin bible verses in they bio and nudes in dudes dms smh
es be puttin bible verses in they bio and nudes in dudes dms smh

Funny Quotes,  Nude Jokes,  
    
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spanish chicks want u to dead your  after they tell u their name.
spanish chicks want u to dead your after they tell u their name.

Memes,  Celebrity Tweets,  Jokes For Twitter,  
    
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if u cheat on you man with someone that you've known for a long time, i doesn't count.

if  u punch a  hard enough she doesn't remember it's not domestic violence
if u cheat on you man with someone that you've known for a long time, i doesn't count.

if u punch a hard enough she doesn't remember it's not domestic violence


Memes,  Funny Tweets,  Best Stand Up Comedy Jokes,  
    
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And with this bird

I shall send my first tweet!
And with this bird

I shall send my first tweet!


Memes,  Funny Tweet Jokes,  Jokes About Twitter,  
    
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The education system is failing lmao

They haven't even cut the Aux cord & u taking pics smh

My baby cousin is finally here

Aux cord 

In bill uncle cord??
The education system is failing lmao

They haven't even cut the Aux cord & u taking pics smh

My baby cousin is finally here

Aux cord

In bill uncle cord??


Memes,  Education Jokes,  Funny Education Quotes,  
    
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