Twitter One Liners

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#twitterfingers turn to #bootyfingers
#twitterfingers turn to #bootyfingers

Memes,  Amber Rose Jokes,  Nasty Insults,  
    
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when he pouring his heart out & you swing ya best friend the messages #wastehistime2016
when he pouring his heart out & you swing ya best friend the messages #wastehistime2016

Memes,  Girls Be Like,  New Jokes 2016,  
    
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Leave his messages unread for a week,  then finally text him back and tell him you was asleep.. the whole time #wastehistime2016
Leave his messages unread for a week, then finally text him back and tell him you was asleep.. the whole time #wastehistime2016

Waste His Time 2016 Meme,  Text Message Funny Jokes,  Sleep Humor,  
    
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When he be like "I was hoping we could be more than friends.." #wastehistime2016

Lol you wild, wyd though?
When he be like "I was hoping we could be more than friends.." #wastehistime2016

Lol you wild, wyd though?


Current Jokes 2016,  Newest Jokes 2016,  
    
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Bette Midler

Wrong #MissUniverse crowned last night. For 2 minutes.  Remember when that happened with our President in 2000 & we had to keep him 8 years?
Bette Midler

Wrong #MissUniverse crowned last night. For 2 minutes. Remember when that happened with our President in 2000 & we had to keep him 8 years?


Miss Universe Meme,  Funny Presidential Facts,  
    
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ayesha curry: sometimes it's okay to actually keep your clothes on

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ayesha curry: sometimes it's okay to actually keep your clothes on

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Memes,  Funny Jokes On Twitter,  
    
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when you're suppose to find a wife in a generation where women think ayesha curry is wrong
when you're suppose to find a wife in a generation where women think ayesha curry is wrong

Memes,  2015 Jokes,  Funny Short Jokes 2015,  
    
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men that use the word 'wm' in their online dating profiles receive a 31% increase in responses,

wm tryna send me nudes
men that use the word 'wm' in their online dating profiles receive a 31% increase in responses,

wm tryna send me nudes


Memes,  Best English Joke,  Grammer Jokes,  
    
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i highly approve of romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the re.
i highly approve of romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the re.

Memes,  Ann Coulter Memes,  
    
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I ain't even go to the shop because people think I am Kanye West and want photos with me
I ain't even go to the shop because people think I am Kanye West and want photos with me

Memes,  Kanye West Funny,  
    
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every girl's best friend is a e w gives bad relationship advice
every girl's best friend is a e w gives bad relationship advice

Memes,  Tracy Morgan Jokes,  Celebrity Tweets,  
    
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Why @KhloeKardashian ain't go this hard to get her husband off drugs?
Why @KhloeKardashian ain't go this hard to get her husband off drugs?

Funny Jokes,  Khloe Kardashian Jokes,  
    
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When you been chillin wit bae all day and she tweets "today was so boring"
When you been chillin wit bae all day and she tweets "today was so boring"

Memes,  Crying Jokes,  Bae Jokes,  
    
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Just in case y'all forgot

#mypresidentisblack
Just in case y'all forgot

#mypresidentisblack


Memes,  Best Black People Jokes Ever,  
    
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My 5 year-old son said "if a Happy Meal is for kids, then grown-ups must eat Sad Meals" and it was the most real thing I've ever heard.
My 5 year-old son said "if a Happy Meal is for kids, then grown-ups must eat Sad Meals" and it was the most real thing I've ever heard.

Funny Quotes,  Funniest Tweets Ever,  Happy Meal Jokes,  
    
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