Uber Jokes

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Uber is a mobile app based taxi company that connects people with a driver in the area to take them where they want to go. You will find uber jokes on this page that talk about things like having an uber driver that talks too much or too little, the uber car not smelling the best and even stuff like female drivers not being the best. Jokes like these and more can be found here.

Uber has also gotten reputation for sexually harassing female drivers, you will find jokes and memes that refer to that as well. The content in this section can be shared with your friends across social media and you can also thumb up your favorite ones and thumb down your least favorite ones.
"idk about you but, i got my nut and yo uber is outside so...."
"idk about you but, i got my nut and yo uber is outside so...."

Memes,  Arthur Memes,  
    
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Batman pranks Uber users by pulling up in a black Lamborghini Aventador.

Pranks,  2016 Pranks,  Hilarious Prank Videos,  Batman Jokes,  
    
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when you're wasted riding me in the uber and p a mcdonald's
when you're wasted riding me in the uber and p a mcdonald's

Memes,  Mcdonalds Jokes,  
    
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When the uber driver looks like a serial killer but you get in the car anyway cause you've got places to be
When the uber driver looks like a serial killer but you get in the car anyway cause you've got places to be

Memes,  Uber Memes,  
    
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Too handsome. Stole my girlfriend. Got to the restaurant and she refused to get out. OMG DIANE PLZ COME BACK YOU WERE MY EVERYTHING.
Too handsome. Stole my girlfriend. Got to the restaurant and she refused to get out. OMG DIANE PLZ COME BACK YOU WERE MY EVERYTHING.

Memes,  Uber Stories,  
    
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Was in an uber for about 15 mins with my friend and the uber driver didnt say a word. As we were about to get out he goes into his glove box and hands us his mixtape and says "peep this fam, and follow me on twitter"
Was in an uber for about 15 mins with my friend and the uber driver didnt say a word. As we were about to get out he goes into his glove box and hands us his mixtape and says "peep this fam, and follow me on twitter"

Mixtape Meme,  Uber Stories,  Taxi And Cab Driver Jokes,  
    
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Your uber pulls up

What do you do?
Your uber pulls up

What do you do?


Memes,  Sexy Humor,  
    
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My uber dropped me off a work and told me to text him and he would come give me a free ride home and now I regret it Bc he won't leave me alone and he knows where I live

But hey, he drives an Infiniti G37
My uber dropped me off a work and told me to text him and he would come give me a free ride home and now I regret it Bc he won't leave me alone and he knows where I live

But hey, he drives an Infiniti G37


Stalker Jokes,  Creepy,  Funny Uber Stories,  
    
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One time my uber driver picked us up to take my friends and I to a rave and he said he'd pick us up. Then I called him to pick us up and he said on his and 3 hrs later were still waiting in 30degree weather and he never came.
One time my uber driver picked us up to take my friends and I to a rave and he said he'd pick us up. Then I called him to pick us up and he said on his and 3 hrs later were still waiting in 30degree weather and he never came.

Uber Stories,  Story Jokes,  
    
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Smelled like Totino's pizza rolls which yeah I know sounds nice but tottally was not
Smelled like Totino's pizza rolls which yeah I know sounds nice but tottally was not

Funny Uber Stories,  Smell Jokes,  
    
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last week i was mad af in an uber cause i lost a basketball game, the uber driver sensed it so he asked what was wrong, after i told him he told me "stop being a lil  case if you aint going to be no kobe or lebbron. you better get used to losing!"
last week i was mad af in an uber cause i lost a basketball game, the uber driver sensed it so he asked what was wrong, after i told him he told me "stop being a lil case if you aint going to be no kobe or lebbron. you better get used to losing!"

Funny Uber Stories,  Basketball Joke,  Funny Loser Jokes,  
    
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since we didn't want to leave our car at the airport we called up an uber, once we told i'm what we were doing he asked w much we were gonna pay for the plane tickers he straight up said  no i'll take you, called his girlfriend and told her he'll be in ida for a few days, drove us 15 urs up to ida for free, as long as we paid for the gas. after we were done with our visit we went over to the tel he was staying at and he drove us another 15 urs back, if i could give 100 stars i would.
since we didn't want to leave our car at the airport we called up an uber, once we told i'm what we were doing he asked w much we were gonna pay for the plane tickers he straight up said no i'll take you, called his girlfriend and told her he'll be in ida for a few days, drove us 15 urs up to ida for free, as long as we paid for the gas. after we were done with our visit we went over to the tel he was staying at and he drove us another 15 urs back, if i could give 100 stars i would.

Uber Stories,  Driving Jokes,  Jokes About Idaho,  
    
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a couple guy friends and i ordered an uber me from the club the other week quite drunk. we convinced our female driver to take of anything she was wearing every time we hit a red light. of course she took off s and stuff first but ran out of things and eventually was topless, i was so sad when we finally got me but such a fun ride
a couple guy friends and i ordered an uber me from the club the other week quite drunk. we convinced our female driver to take of anything she was wearing every time we hit a red light. of course she took off s and stuff first but ran out of things and eventually was topless, i was so sad when we finally got me but such a fun ride

Funny Uber Stories,  
    
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i was on the pne with my friend, telling her about w my ex was trying to talk to me again meanwhile my uber driver is hearing or wle conversation.. once he dropped me off at my place he said, " him, you are one smart  girl with a good head on your sulders. he's ugly anyway. it made me feel 10x better. thanks uber guy.
i was on the pne with my friend, telling her about w my ex was trying to talk to me again meanwhile my uber driver is hearing or wle conversation.. once he dropped me off at my place he said, " him, you are one smart girl with a good head on your sulders. he's ugly anyway. it made me feel 10x better. thanks uber guy.

Uber Stories,  Ex Jokes,  Good Story Jokes,  
    
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my boy and i got picked up from one bar to get another across town. my boy (w said he wasn't feeling great) throws up on the back floor. so i smoke the driver up and we're cool, hes takes us to the bar and gets ed up with us. then the driver had to get his own uber to get me
my boy and i got picked up from one bar to get another across town. my boy (w said he wasn't feeling great) throws up on the back floor. so i smoke the driver up and we're cool, hes takes us to the bar and gets ed up with us. then the driver had to get his own uber to get me

Funny Uber Stories,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  
    
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