Uber Jokes

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Uber is a mobile app based taxi company that connects people with a driver in the area to take them where they want to go. You will find uber jokes on this page that talk about things like having an uber driver that talks too much or too little, the uber car not smelling the best and even stuff like female drivers not being the best. Jokes like these and more can be found here.

Uber has also gotten reputation for sexually harassing female drivers, you will find jokes and memes that refer to that as well. The content in this section can be shared with your friends across social media and you can also thumb up your favorite ones and thumb down your least favorite ones.
Waitress: Let me get that mess out of your way

Me: I already called her an Uber thanks
Waitress: Let me get that mess out of your way

Me: I already called her an Uber thanks


Memes,  Waitress Jokes,  
    
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When the driver falls asleep & you hear that DDDZZZZDZSDSZRRR from the lil grooves on the freeway.
When the driver falls asleep & you hear that DDDZZZZDZSDSZRRR from the lil grooves on the freeway.

Memes,  Driver Jokes,  Highway Jokes,  
    
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lurking my drunk friends me

u want this?

get in the ing uber
lurking my drunk friends me

u want this?

get in the ing uber


Memes,  Drunk People Jokes,  
    
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My uber driver trippin
My uber driver trippin

Memes,  Cop Jokes,  
    
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If this is not my Uber driver on Halloween I ain't going
If this is not my Uber driver on Halloween I ain't going

Memes,  Halloween Humor,  
    
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When you realize you just paid $25 for a $10 meal on Ubereats
When you realize you just paid $25 for a $10 meal on Ubereats

Memes,  Price Jokes,  Jokes On Food,  
    
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This is the worst thing you can see when you are about to be picked up by an uber
This is the worst thing you can see when you are about to be picked up by an uber

Memes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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When your Uber's on the wrong side of the steet
When your Uber's on the wrong side of the steet

Memes,  Squat And Squint Meme,  
    
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My Uber eats driver
My Uber eats driver

Memes,  Driver Jokes,  Delivery Jokes,  
    
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When you're drunk in the back of the Uber trying to figure out the seat belt like:
When you're drunk in the back of the Uber trying to figure out the seat belt like:

Memes,  Funny Drunk Images,  Seat Belt Jokes,  
    
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When you're trying to fake sleep but he books your Uber anyway.
When you're trying to fake sleep but he books your Uber anyway.

Memes,  One Night Stand Jokes,  Side Chick Memes,  
    
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"idk about you but, i got my nut and yo uber is outside so...."
"idk about you but, i got my nut and yo uber is outside so...."

Memes,  Arthur Memes,  
    
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Batman Uber Prank Mixes Lamborghini Hooning and Giggling Hot Girls
Batman pranks Uber users by pulling up in a black Lamborghini Aventador.

Pranks,  2016 Pranks,  Hilarious Prank Videos,  Batman Jokes,  
    
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when you're wasted riding me in the uber and p a mcdonald's
when you're wasted riding me in the uber and p a mcdonald's

Memes,  Mcdonalds Jokes,  
    
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When the uber driver looks like a serial killer but you get in the car anyway cause you've got places to be
When the uber driver looks like a serial killer but you get in the car anyway cause you've got places to be

Memes,  Uber Memes,  
    
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