Uber Stories

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This Chicks Uber Driver Was The Guy With The 'You've Got Mail' Voice From AOL!!!
The AOL You've Got Mail' Voice Actor Is An Uber Driver In Cleveland

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Too handsome. Stole my girlfriend. Got to the restaurant and she refused to get out. OMG DIANE PLZ COME BACK YOU WERE MY EVERYTHING.
Too handsome. Stole my girlfriend. Got to the restaurant and she refused to get out. OMG DIANE PLZ COME BACK YOU WERE MY EVERYTHING.

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Was in an uber for about 15 mins with my friend and the uber driver didnt say a word. As we were about to get out he goes into his glove box and hands us his mixtape and says "peep this fam, and follow me on twitter"
Was in an uber for about 15 mins with my friend and the uber driver didnt say a word. As we were about to get out he goes into his glove box and hands us his mixtape and says "peep this fam, and follow me on twitter"

Mixtape Meme,  Taxi And Cab Driver Jokes,  
    
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Woke up hungover to a $205 uber, gave the driver 1 star. Then I received 5 lovely images of my vomit from tech support.
Woke up hungover to a $205 uber, gave the driver 1 star. Then I received 5 lovely images of my vomit from tech support.

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One time my uber driver picked us up to take my friends and I to a rave and he said he'd pick us up. Then I called him to pick us up and he said on his and 3 hrs later were still waiting in 30degree weather and he never came.
One time my uber driver picked us up to take my friends and I to a rave and he said he'd pick us up. Then I called him to pick us up and he said on his and 3 hrs later were still waiting in 30degree weather and he never came.

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Friend and I ordered an Uber to pick us up while partying Anaheim, the uber driver gets there, picks us us and starts pulling out into the street. She didn't see the old fat man in a motorized wheelchair driving across the sidewalk I guess because sh managed to hit him pulling out of the parking lot. h was ok, but she was hyperventilating.
Friend and I ordered an Uber to pick us up while partying Anaheim, the uber driver gets there, picks us us and starts pulling out into the street. She didn't see the old fat man in a motorized wheelchair driving across the sidewalk I guess because sh managed to hit him pulling out of the parking lot. h was ok, but she was hyperventilating.

Funny Uber Stories,  Car Accident Jokes,  
    
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One of my moms friends in his like 20s became an uber driver so me and my friends hit him up for a ride to a party. and when he asked where we were going he brought us alcohol and partied with us and told my mom her dropped us off at the library at 8:')
One of my moms friends in his like 20s became an uber driver so me and my friends hit him up for a ride to a party. and when he asked where we were going he brought us alcohol and partied with us and told my mom her dropped us off at the library at 8:')

Party Humor,  Story Jokes,  
    
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i took an uber to my boyfriends use for valentine's day. he wouldn't even come pick me up or sw me love i knew something had to be up, i mean it was valentine' day. i sw up to his use only to find out he was cheating on me after 2 years. uber driver comforted me by taking me to in-n-out burger. he made it a little bit less ty of a day, thanks rico.
i took an uber to my boyfriends use for valentine's day. he wouldn't even come pick me up or sw me love i knew something had to be up, i mean it was valentine' day. i sw up to his use only to find out he was cheating on me after 2 years. uber driver comforted me by taking me to in-n-out burger. he made it a little bit less ty of a day, thanks rico.

Cheating Boyfriend Jokes,  Anti Valentines Day Jokes,  
    
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since we didn't want to leave our car at the airport we called up an uber, once we told i'm what we were doing he asked w much we were gonna pay for the plane tickers he straight up said  no i'll take you, called his girlfriend and told her he'll be in ida for a few days, drove us 15 urs up to ida for free, as long as we paid for the gas. after we were done with our visit we went over to the tel he was staying at and he drove us another 15 urs back, if i could give 100 stars i would.
since we didn't want to leave our car at the airport we called up an uber, once we told i'm what we were doing he asked w much we were gonna pay for the plane tickers he straight up said no i'll take you, called his girlfriend and told her he'll be in ida for a few days, drove us 15 urs up to ida for free, as long as we paid for the gas. after we were done with our visit we went over to the tel he was staying at and he drove us another 15 urs back, if i could give 100 stars i would.

Driving Jokes,  Jokes About Idaho,  
    
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a couple guy friends and i ordered an uber me from the club the other week quite drunk. we convinced our female driver to take of anything she was wearing every time we hit a red light. of course she took off s and stuff first but ran out of things and eventually was topless, i was so sad when we finally got me but such a fun ride
a couple guy friends and i ordered an uber me from the club the other week quite drunk. we convinced our female driver to take of anything she was wearing every time we hit a red light. of course she took off s and stuff first but ran out of things and eventually was topless, i was so sad when we finally got me but such a fun ride

Funny Uber Stories,  Uber Jokes,  
    
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So I've always used the same Uber driver. I liked his car and he was a nice guy. Anyways, he just randomly dropped off the map and wouldn't reply to texts and did't show up on the Uber app. He texted me last week and said "Sorry Haleigh I've been in jail, hit me up if you need a ride soon!" ....... Don't know if I'm gonna call him again.
So I've always used the same Uber driver. I liked his car and he was a nice guy. Anyways, he just randomly dropped off the map and wouldn't reply to texts and did't show up on the Uber app. He texted me last week and said "Sorry Haleigh I've been in jail, hit me up if you need a ride soon!" ....... Don't know if I'm gonna call him again.

Good Story Jokes,  Funny Uber Stories,  
    
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i got pulled over while in the back of an uber because of a headlight out, then i got a ticked for under-aged consumption
i got pulled over while in the back of an uber because of a headlight out, then i got a ticked for under-aged consumption

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i was on the pne with my friend, telling her about w my ex was trying to talk to me again meanwhile my uber driver is hearing or wle conversation.. once he dropped me off at my place he said, " him, you are one smart  girl with a good head on your sulders. he's ugly anyway. it made me feel 10x better. thanks uber guy.
i was on the pne with my friend, telling her about w my ex was trying to talk to me again meanwhile my uber driver is hearing or wle conversation.. once he dropped me off at my place he said, " him, you are one smart girl with a good head on your sulders. he's ugly anyway. it made me feel 10x better. thanks uber guy.

Ex Jokes,  Good Story Jokes,  
    
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it was my first time in an uber ad i was blazed, the guy asked me if i had any left and i pulled out a blunt wrap and a nug and he rolled up with me while listening to "o" by adele
it was my first time in an uber ad i was blazed, the guy asked me if i had any left and i pulled out a blunt wrap and a nug and he rolled up with me while listening to "o" by adele

Pothead Jokes,  Smoking Jokes,  
    
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so me and my best friend get nan uber. before we're trying to drink all of our . the uber gets to the use we ask him if we can bring 1  and he's like why not bring em all under the condition that we just leave him a few s in the back. i didn't know his intentions but he was down af!
so me and my best friend get nan uber. before we're trying to drink all of our . the uber gets to the use we ask him if we can bring 1 and he's like why not bring em all under the condition that we just leave him a few s in the back. i didn't know his intentions but he was down af!

Drunk Driving Jokes,  Uber Jokes,  
    
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