Ugly Disses

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Ugly disses are as old as 'your mama' jokes. There are millions and they never go out of style. "You're so ugly, when you were born your parents didn't know to put you in a crib or a cage." Or, "Your so ugly, when your mom gave birth to you she pushed you back in." That was brutal.

"I'm not saying you're ugly. I'm just saying if you go to the veterinarian no one will ask any questions." These are usually very funny unless you get a more serious one, like, "Ugly girl, why you playing hard to get, you're already hard to want." Ultra brutal. If you are actually ugly, you could do as this diss says, "Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey."
Doc: So we're gonna have to remove the eyes Girl: My eyes?! Doc: No, mine. You're hideous
Doc: So we're gonna have to remove the eyes

Girl: My eyes?!

Doc: No, mine. You're hideous

Memes,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  Eye Jokes,  
    
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Her: Get rid of that hideous painting! Him: I won that in a poker game! Her: I don't keep ugly things in my house! Him: Then why do we still have the kids!
Her: Get rid of that hideous painting!

Him: I won that in a poker game!

Her: I don't keep ugly things in my house!

Him: Then why do we still have the kids!

Memes,  Funny Art Jokes,  Argument Jokes,  
    
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Maybe some-day Timmy But you're still ugly
Maybe some-day Timmy

But you're still ugly

Tim Meme,  You're Ugly Jokes,  
    
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Auntie: Aww you still chubby Me: Aww you still ugly #ChristmasClapback
Auntie: Aww you still chubby

Me: Aww you still ugly

#ChristmasClapback

Memes,  Christmas Clap Back,  
    
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Person: You're ugly Me: I was trying to look like you today
Person: You're ugly

Me: I was trying to look like you today

Funny Jokes,  Good Comeback Jokes,  Best Comeback Jokes,  
    
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Have you ever seen someone so ugly that you cant stop staring? "Dude, that's my sister"
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Aaliyah: Cute
Cute

When you can't fart: When you tryna fart but can't
When you tryna fart but can't

Have you ever seen someone so ugly that you cant stop staring?

"Dude, that's my sister"

Ugly Sister Jokes,  Hawkward,  My Sister Jokes,  
    
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This wedding sounds Ugly
This wedding sounds

Ugly

Funny Wedding Sayings,  Funny Wedding Quotes,  
    
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One does not simply Tells their sister she's ugly
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RoasterToaster: WOW
One does not simply

Tells their sister she's ugly

One Does Not Simply Memes,  Sean Bean Meme,  Ugly Sister Jokes,  
    
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when a call you ugly but you just sit and count w many times her tried to with you
when a call you ugly but you just sit and count w many times her tried to with you

Memes,  Comeback Jokes,  Ugly Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Are you the sun? Because it hurts to look at you
Are you the sun?

Because it hurts to look at you

Funny Jokes,  Ugly Insults,  
    
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when somebody ugly pop up on my timeline w the is that
when somebody ugly pop up on my timeline

w the is that

Memes,  Will Smith Meme,  
    
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is there an instagram filter that fixes resting face
is there an instagram filter that fixes resting face

Funny Quotes,  Funny Instagram,  
    
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always want a bad but ya mom ugly ad ya sister ugly keep calm like ya daddy did
always want a bad but ya mom ugly ad ya sister ugly keep calm like ya daddy did

Funny Quotes,  Mom And Dad Jokes,  Best Dad Jokes,  
    
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so y'all just gonna keep dropping these emojis under them ugly pics
so y'all just gonna keep dropping these emojis

under them ugly pics

Memes,  Kevin Hart Memes,  Emoji Memes,  
    
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i'm not saying yo girlfriend ugly, its just y'all look like brothers.
i'm not saying yo girlfriend ugly,

its just y'all look like brothers.

Memes,  Best Diss Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Girlfriend,  
    
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