Ugly Feet Jokes

People with the ugliest feet seem to be the ones that always wear open toe shoes, sandals or even worst walk around barefoot whenever you visit. They don’t seem aware that their toes look like sausages, their skin looks like armadillos or they just flat out look like fungus.

Have you ever watched Boomerang? (a little before your time?) Well, Eddie Murphy’s character always looked at the women’s feet he hooked up with to determine whether or not she was a dime. If her feet were ugly he was immediately turned off and she would never hear from him again. Sounds shallow but ugly feet are definitely a deal breaker.

Ugly feet jokes can be gross, but they‘re usually true which makes them even funnier. Browse around, enjoy and share.