Ugly Wife Jokes

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so i says to him, that's no st bernard, 

that's my wife
so i says to him, that's no st bernard,

that's my wife


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I've been telling my wife she's beautiful for so long...

That even I'm starting to believe it
I've been telling my wife she's beautiful for so long...

That even I'm starting to believe it


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When the pastor asks

His beautiful wife to stand
When the pastor asks

His beautiful wife to stand


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T.I. be like

Laid up with the wife
T.I. be like

Laid up with the wife


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"Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore.

"Mr. Garrett, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do."

The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife. "Take off your clothes, Mrs. Garrett," the medic said. "Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Okay, you may put your clothes back on."

The doctor took the husband aside. "You're in perfect health," he said. "Your wife didn't give me an erection either."


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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."


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A large woman put on a dress and asked her husband if the dress made her look different.

Her husband said, Youre asking the wrong person, I saw you before you put it on.


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"did you name it after me,
like you said you would?"

ugly 

of course i did
"did you name it after me,
like you said you would?"

ugly

of course i did


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I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her.

"That's total bollocks" I replied.

By text, from across the road.


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no thanks - i don't want any viagra. what i want is something my wife can take that will make me want to take viagra.
no thanks - i don't want any viagra. what i want is something my wife can take that will make me want to take viagra.

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are you sure you haven't been drinking?
are you sure you haven't been drinking?

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Hey honey, do you think I'm ugly?

God made no one
ugly, dear.

Awwwwww thank you...

Who the hell made you?
Hey honey, do you think I'm ugly?

God made no one
ugly, dear.

Awwwwww thank you...

Who the hell made you?


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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "your
sense of humor."


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Wife: I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.

Husband: Your eyesight's near perfect.
Wife: I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.

Husband: Your eyesight's near perfect.


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My wife said she was going for a beauty sleep last night. I said Ok, see you in 3 months time.

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