Ultimate Chat Up Lines

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Him: I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Her: (blushing) okay

Him: I lost my phone too

Her: wha-

Him: and my wallet, this is a robbery
Him: I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Her: (blushing) okay

Him: I lost my phone too

Her: wha-

Him: and my wallet, this is a robbery


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are we just gonna keep liking each others pics or are we gonna ???
are we just gonna keep liking each others pics or are we gonna ???

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"When are we gonna chill?"
"When are we gonna chill?"

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They say apples don't fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom's hot too.

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Sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolats for valentines day but if you want something sweet and smoot I'm right here.

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Girl why dont you do a Houdini and make those clothes disappear.

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Boy: Girl, whats your number?

Girl: I have a boyfriend

Boy: I have a math test

Girl: What?

Boy: Aren't we talking about things we cheat on?


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When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?

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Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT?

Girl: WHAT!

Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for?

Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing


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You must be from Tennessee..

Cause you're the only Ten I see..
You must be from Tennessee..

Cause you're the only Ten I see..


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Damn! You're hot. I would date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you!

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How about I grab your delicious Mounds, pull down your Snickers and put my Butterfinger up your tight little Kit Kat until you scream Oh Henry!

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Damn girl, you must have all the flies around you because you're the shit!

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