United States Jokes

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On this page we have added the best, funniest and most viral united states jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

The United States is usually the pun of jokes from other countries. Either for it’s high taxes, taking credit for things they didn’t do and the overall lifestyle and mindset of Americans. Here you will find jokes and memes that depict just that.

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When all you wanted was a sugar daddy and now you're First Lady of the United States of America
When all you wanted was a sugar daddy and now you're First Lady of the United States of America

Memes,  Sugar Daddy Jokes,  Melania Trump Memes,  
    
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If America was a haircut
If America was a haircut

Memes,  Jokes About America,  Funny Hair Cut,  
    
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America today is like
America today is like

Memes,  Election Day Meme,  Britney Spears Jokes,  
    
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"One nation, under God, indivisible, for liberty and justice for all"

Me:
"One nation, under God, indivisible, for liberty and justice for all"

Me:


Memes,  Racism Jokes,  Jokes About America,  
    
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America be watching the debate tonight like
America be watching the debate tonight like

Memes,  America Meme,  Debate Meme,  
    
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When you just got a new country and you leave your kids alone with it for a couple centuries and they've already broke it.
When you just got a new country and you leave your kids alone with it for a couple centuries and they've already broke it.

Memes,  Jokes About America,  George Washington Memes,  
    
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Arkansas is the Yoko Ono of the Midwestern U.S.
Arkansas is the Yoko Ono of the Midwestern U.S.

Jokes About Arkansas,  Ecard Humor,  Short Funny One Liner Jokes,  
    
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the united states of america?

you mean ohio and its 49 es
the united states of america?

you mean ohio and its 49 es


Ohio Jokes,  Overly Manly Man Meme (theme),  
    
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US Army rescues 47 sex slaves from ISIS
US Army rescues 47 sex slaves from ISIS

Isis Jokes,  Army Jokes,  
    
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united states?

more like nevada and its 49 es!
united states?

more like nevada and its 49 es!


Overly Manly Man Meme (theme),  Nevada State Jokes,  
    
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The United States does not torture

"... and the united states congress does not look the other way."
The United States does not torture

"... and the united states congress does not look the other way."


Torture Jokes,  Funny George Bush Jokes,  George W Bush Joke,  
    
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How to prevent vehicle theft

In the USA
How to prevent vehicle theft

In the USA


Memes,  Usa Jokes,  Stealing Jokes,  
    
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Says he knows a shortcut

Totally gets you lost
Says he knows a shortcut

Totally gets you lost


Christopher Columbus Jokes,  Lost Jokes,  Funny Historical Facts,  
    
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snow storm in usa -10 c

meanwhile in finland -31 c
snow storm in usa -10 c

meanwhile in finland -31 c


Memes,  Finland Jokes,  Snow Meme,  
    
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if you don't like the bill of rights

you suld've gotten the  out a long time ago!
if you don't like the bill of rights

you suld've gotten the out a long time ago!


South Park Meme,  Captain Hindsight (theme),  Bill Of Rights Jokes,  
    
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