Universe Jokes

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I don't see any of these moons you speak of 

Well, it's daytime, your reverence
I don't see any of these moons you speak of

Well, it's daytime, your reverence


Galileo Jokes,  Classical Art Memes,  Moon Jokes,  
    
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You must be the theory of everything, baby, because you unify my universe.
You must be the theory of everything, baby, because you unify my universe.

Galileo Jokes,  Funny Valentine Cards,  
    
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searching the universe 

for a  to give
searching the universe

for a to give


Galileo Jokes,  Best Science Jokes,  
    
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"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order"
"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order"

Hydrogen Jokes,  Stupid One Liners,  Funny Stupid Images,  
    
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Hipster universe 

Made of hydrogen before it was cool
Hipster universe

Made of hydrogen before it was cool


Hydrogen Jokes,  Space Jokes,  
    
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It's not tall people's fault they think they're the center of the universe. They just can't see anyone else.
It's not tall people's fault they think they're the center of the universe. They just can't see anyone else.

Tall People Insults,  Funny Tall Jokes,  
    
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Pluto demands to be a planet again

Or it will shut down the universe
Pluto demands to be a planet again

Or it will shut down the universe


Pluto Jokes,  Really Silly Jokes,  
    
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Memes,  Donald Trump Jokes,  
    
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wine: on

universe: off
wine: on

universe: off


Funny Wine Jokes,  Light Switch Jokes,  
    
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when the universe keep in you over and you aint done a  thing wrong
when the universe keep in you over and you aint done a thing wrong

Memes,  Tf Cat,  
    
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"oh u got your nice t coffee and feelin good? here let me  that up for you."

-the universe
"oh u got your nice t coffee and feelin good? here let me that up for you."

-the universe


Memes,  Epic Fail,  Falling Jokes,  
    
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The univerth

Just kinda blowth my mind
The univerth

Just kinda blowth my mind


Mike Tyson Memes,  Stupid Silly Jokes,  
    
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me: i'm going to have a good day!

the universe:

 you tught for 500
me: i'm going to have a good day!

the universe:

you tught for 500


Memes,  Funny Good Day Sayings,  
    
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Earth has more Miss Universe winners

Than the entire rest of the universe
Earth has more Miss Universe winners

Than the entire rest of the universe


Memes,  Earth Jokes,  
    
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andy is the biggest got

in the entire ing universe.
andy is the biggest got

in the entire ing universe.


Memes,  Andy Jokes,  
    
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