Uruguay Jokes

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Q: What does Cinderella and the Uruguayan soccer team have in common? A: Both keep running away from the ball.
Q: What does Cinderella and the Uruguayan soccer team have in common?

A: Both keep running away from the ball.

Cinderella Jokes,  Soccer Puns,  
    
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Q: What does an Uruguay fan and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They are both empty from the neck up.
Q: What does an Uruguay fan and a bottle of beer have in common?

A: They are both empty from the neck up.

Beer Puns,  Stupid Insults,  
    
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Did you hear about the Uruguayan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats."
Did you hear about the Uruguayan who wore two jackets when she painted the house?

The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats."

Play On Word Jokes,  Stupid Puns,  
    
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Q: What do you call a Uruguayan player in the World Cup Final? A: Referee!
Q: What do you call a Uruguayan player in the World Cup Final?

A: Referee!

Referee Jokes,  Sports Jokes,  
    
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Why do Uruguayans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.
Why do Uruguayans wear slip-on shoes?

You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.

Intelligent Insults,  Funny Diss Quotes,  
    
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Why do Uruguayans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Why do Uruguayans laugh three times when they hear a joke?

Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Mean Insults,  Stupid People Jokes,  
    
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q: did you hear about the new uruguayan bra? a: lots of support but no cups.
q: did you hear about the new uruguayan bra?

a: lots of support but no cups.

Bra Jokes,  Soccer Puns,  
    
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q: which sexual position produces the ugliest children? a: ask a uruguay fan!
q: which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

a: ask a uruguay fan!

Good Mean Jokes,  
    
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q: what do you get when you cross a uruguayan fan with a pig? a: i do not know, there are some things a pig just will not do.
q: what do you get when you cross a uruguayan fan with a pig?

a: i do not know, there are some things a pig just will not do.

Pig Jokes One Liners,  Funny List Of Jokes,  
    
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look at this country. "you-are-."
look at this country.

"you-are-."

Homer Simpson Meme,  Gay Memes,  Best Gay Joke,  
    
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The Very Hungry Uruguayan
KAPPITS (1)
Your moms vagina: hikkkjhygthtyt
The Very Hungry Uruguayan

Funny Pictures,  Luis Suarez Jokes,  Caterpillar Jokes,  
    
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u-r- i know you are but what am i?
u-r-

i know you are

but what am i?

Ugly Jokes,  Homer Simpson Jokes,  Funny Gay Jokes,  
    
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