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To all u football players who dont want your Dad
All up in the practice, fightin on the field, come to USC!
Memes, P Diddy Meme,
All up in the practice, fightin on the field, come to USC!
Memes, P Diddy Meme,
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Q. What's the first thing an USC girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
A. Walks home.
Student Jokes Humor
A. Walks home.
Student Jokes Humor
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Q: What do USC and UCLA students have in common?
A: They both got into USC!
Ucla Jokes, Good Jokes For College Students
A: They both got into USC!
Ucla Jokes, Good Jokes For College Students
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Q: Why do USC Trojans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
University Jokes, School Puns
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
University Jokes, School Puns
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Q: What's the difference between an USC Trojan fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Fan Jokes, Fishing Puns
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Fan Jokes, Fishing Puns
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Q: How do you stop an UCLA fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in USC red!
Funny Bad Jokes, Ucla Jokes,
A: Dress her in USC red!
Funny Bad Jokes, Ucla Jokes,
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Q: If you have a car containing a USC Trojan wide receiver, a USC Trojan linebacker, and a USC Trojan defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Car Puns, Funny Football Jokes For Kids
A: The cop.
Car Puns, Funny Football Jokes For Kids
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Q: What should you do if you find three USC Trojan football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Fan Jokes, Best Football Jokes
A: Get more cement.
Fan Jokes, Best Football Jokes
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Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and a Trojans fan?
A: The bucket.
Football Puns
A: The bucket.
Football Puns
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Q: How many USC Trojans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps dont burn out man!
Light Bulb Jokes, Fan Jokes
A: None. Lava lamps dont burn out man!
Light Bulb Jokes, Fan Jokes
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Q: What's the difference between a USC football player and a dollar?
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
Football Puns, Money Jokes
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
Football Puns, Money Jokes
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Q: Why do USC Trojans fans pour their cereal on a plate?
A: He lost his bowls.
Fan Jokes, Cereal Puns
A: He lost his bowls.
Fan Jokes, Cereal Puns
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