Used Car Salesman Jokes

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[Buy a used car]

Salesman: What if I told you this vehicle is the Batmobile?

Wife: We're not stupid.

Me: Hold on Karen, let him finish.
[Buy a used car]

Salesman: What if I told you this vehicle is the Batmobile?

Wife: We're not stupid.

Me: Hold on Karen, let him finish.


Memes,  New Car Jokes,  
    
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Trust - Ted? About as far as you could throw him
Trust - Ted? About as far as you could throw him

Ted Cruz Meme,  Trust Jokes,  Funny Political Jokes,  
    
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"Trunk space? Sure, this model's got plenty of trunk space. Shoot, you could piratically sleep in there."
"Trunk space? Sure, this model's got plenty of trunk space. Shoot, you could piratically sleep in there."

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'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'
'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Car Salesman Jokes,  
    
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Are you still interested in a new or used vehicle from Stevenson Mazda? Can we setup another day/time to go over some options? -

No thank you. I manned up and bought a jeep instead. 

Well, if you ever have a more feminine moment where you may have interest for a Mazda, let me know.
Are you still interested in a new or used vehicle from Stevenson Mazda? Can we setup another day/time to go over some options? -

No thank you. I manned up and bought a jeep instead.

Well, if you ever have a more feminine moment where you may have interest for a Mazda, let me know.


Funny Jokes,  Mazda Jokes,  Jeep Jokes,  
    
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It's not that deep!

Ask yourself, would you buy a used car from this clown
It's not that deep!

Ask yourself, would you buy a used car from this clown


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When shopping for a good used car at a decent price

Go to luxury car dealerships. They have cheaper cars traded in that they will sell below cost to get rid of
When shopping for a good used car at a decent price

Go to luxury car dealerships. They have cheaper cars traded in that they will sell below cost to get rid of


Memes,  Car Dealer Jokes,  
    
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A good way to make a car salesman uncomfortable is to say "Tell me if you can hear this" & then get in the trunk & start screaming.
A good way to make a car salesman uncomfortable is to say "Tell me if you can hear this" & then get in the trunk & start screaming.

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Every car salesman's nightmare

The handover with a flat battery
Every car salesman's nightmare

The handover with a flat battery


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what do used car salesmen and prosues have in common?

they both go to work to  people.
what do used car salesmen and prosues have in common?

they both go to work to people.


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mitt romney looks like a used car salesman; that doesn't sell too many cars!
mitt romney looks like a used car salesman; that doesn't sell too many cars!

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Used car salesman kitty

Haz a deal 4 u
Used car salesman kitty

Haz a deal 4 u


Memes,  Cheesy Cute Jokes,  
    
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So tell me what I gotta do

To get you into this1996 Honda Civic
So tell me what I gotta do

To get you into this1996 Honda Civic


Funny Relatable Memes,  Old Car Jokes,  Honda Jokes  
    
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Affordable health care? 

Haha. What you need is a 79' cutlass supreme
Affordable health care?

Haha. What you need is a 79' cutlass supreme


Memes,  Old Car Jokes,  Car Dealer Jokes,  
    
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Of course pre existing conditions are covered

Would I lie to you?
Of course pre existing conditions are covered

Would I lie to you?


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