Valentines Day Jokes

 – 200 total
                  
For some people, Valentines Day is just another day, for others it’s one of the days sex is guaranteed and for others they think it’s the best holiday of the year. She’s thinking today is the day he proposes and he’s thinking today is the day she finally gives it up. Both are usually wrong. It is the first real heartbreak of the year for the average side chicks.

Here we have the most popular and viral Valentines Day jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
happy st. valentine's day

macre anniversary
happy st. valentine's day

macre anniversary


Murder Jokes,  Al Capone Jokes,  Funny Gangster Sayings,  
    
0%

Sponsored Ad
this valentine's day i'm thinking inside the box. your box.
this valentine's day i'm thinking inside the box. your box.

Box Puns,  
    
0%

says valentineis day is about us, not just her

still wants to celebrate steak and  day
says valentineis day is about us, not just her

still wants to celebrate steak and day


Memes,  Steak And Blowjob Day Meme,  
    
0%

you remembered valentines day

she remembered steak & bj day
you remembered valentines day

she remembered steak & bj day


Memes,  Steak And Blowjob Day Meme,  
    
0%

May your Valentine's Day disgust all your single friends.
May your Valentine's Day disgust all your single friends.

Funny Valentine Sayings,  Funny Valentine Wishes,  Funny Valentines Day Images,  
    
0%

him: i got you something for valentine's day that i've never given you before

her: an orgasm?

him:
him: i got you something for valentine's day that i've never given you before

her: an orgasm?

him:


Memes,  Kermit Meme,  
    
0%

How many of y'all men this morning are about to tell her u got booked last night or u fell asleep
How many of y'all men this morning are about to tell her u got booked last night or u fell asleep

Funny Jokes,  Funny Question Jokes,  Jokes For Men,  
    
0%

Sponsored Ad
When the debit alerts start rolling in Feb 15.
When the debit alerts start rolling in Feb 15.

Memes,  February Meme,  
    
0%

When you were gonna wear sexy lingerie for bae for Valentine's Day but your New Years resolution isn't working according to plan
When you were gonna wear sexy lingerie for bae for Valentine's Day but your New Years resolution isn't working according to plan

Memes,  Bae Meme,  Funny Baby Memes,  
    
0%

Happy Valentines Day!

Here's some flours and a card
Happy Valentines Day!

Here's some flours and a card


Memes,  Just Wrong,  
    
100%

I should move to Saudi Arabia

Before Valentine's Day
I should move to Saudi Arabia

Before Valentine's Day


I Should Buy A Boat Cat,  Saudi Arabia Jokes,  
    
0%

My Valentine's Day plans
My Valentine's Day plans

Memes,  Spongebob Memes,  
    
0%

when you go out on valentine's day single and see a couple enjoying the day so you look at their mate and do this
when you go out on valentine's day single and see a couple enjoying the day so you look at their mate and do this

Memes,  Just Wrong,  
    
0%

him: *opens empty jordan box*

"what tf is this?"

her: "same thing i said when i checked yo pne last night.."

#valentinesclapback
him: *opens empty jordan box*

"what tf is this?"

her: "same thing i said when i checked yo pne last night.."

#valentinesclapback


Memes,  Obama Memes,  
    
0%

Buy me something for Valentine's Day or I'm telling your gf bout us
Buy me something for Valentine's Day or I'm telling your gf bout us

Memes,  Side Chicks Be Like,  
    
0%




page
1
Hashtag your funny pics with #kappit to be featured!