Valentines Day Jokes

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For some people, Valentines Day is just another day, for others it’s one of the days sex is guaranteed and for others they think it’s the best holiday of the year. She’s thinking today is the day he proposes and he’s thinking today is the day she finally gives it up. Both are usually wrong. It is the first real heartbreak of the year for the average side chicks.

Here we have the most popular and viral Valentines Day jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
When its Valentines Day and the only thing you wake up to is full battery & a "Happy VDay" snap from 'Team Snapchat'
When its Valentines Day and the only thing you wake up to is full battery & a "Happy VDay" snap from 'Team Snapchat'

Memes,  Mariah Carey Jokes,  
    
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When you find out he made plans with Michelle on Valentines Day
When you find out he made plans with Michelle on Valentines Day

Memes,  When You Meme,  Joe Biden Meme,  
    
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Me watching all the fakelove

For Valentine's Day
Me watching all the fakelove

For Valentine's Day


Memes,  Drake Meme,  
    
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when valentine's day is coming up and she starts acting like less of a
when valentine's day is coming up and she starts acting like less of a

Memes,  Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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February

S M T W T F S
February

S M T W T F S


Memes,  February Meme,  Roll Safe Meme,  
    
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Him: What do you want for Valentines Day?

Me:
Him: What do you want for Valentines Day?

Me:


Memes,  Funny Food Images,  
    
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My Valentine' Day goals
My Valentine' Day goals

Memes,  Goals Meme,  
    
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Valentine's Day is around the corner fellas. Take your time when you text back, the ball is in your court. They need us more than we need them.
Valentine's Day is around the corner fellas. Take your time when you text back, the ball is in your court. They need us more than we need them.

Memes,  Valentine Jokes,  Dating Advice For Guys,  
    
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So.. Valentine's Day is coming up
So.. Valentine's Day is coming up

Memes,  Funny Valentines Day Pictures,  Flower Puns,  
    
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happy st. valentine's day

macre anniversary
happy st. valentine's day

macre anniversary


Murder Jokes,  Al Capone Jokes,  Funny Gangster Sayings,  
    
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this valentine's day i'm thinking inside the box. your box.
this valentine's day i'm thinking inside the box. your box.

Box Puns,  
    
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says valentineis day is about us, not just her

still wants to celebrate steak and  day
says valentineis day is about us, not just her

still wants to celebrate steak and day


Memes,  Steak And Blowjob Day Meme,  
    
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you remembered valentines day

she remembered steak & bj day
you remembered valentines day

she remembered steak & bj day


Memes,  Steak And Blowjob Day Meme,  
    
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May your Valentine's Day disgust all your single friends.
May your Valentine's Day disgust all your single friends.

Funny Valentine Sayings,  Funny Valentine Wishes,  Funny Valentines Day Images,  
    
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him: i got you something for valentine's day that i've never given you before

her: an orgasm?

him:
him: i got you something for valentine's day that i've never given you before

her: an orgasm?

him:


Memes,  Kermit Meme,  
    
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