Valentines Day Jokes

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For some people, Valentines Day is just another day, for others it’s one of the days sex is guaranteed and for others they think it’s the best holiday of the year. She’s thinking today is the day he proposes and he’s thinking today is the day she finally gives it up. Both are usually wrong. It is the first real heartbreak of the year for the average side chicks.

Here we have the most popular and viral Valentines Day jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
When she asks what she's getting for Valentine's Day
When she asks what she's getting for Valentine's Day

Memes,  Emoji Jokes,  
    
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The real holiday is February 15

When the chocolate is 70% off!
The real holiday is February 15

When the chocolate is 70% off!


Memes,  Candy Jokes,  
    
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Roses are red

You don;t have a valentine because you've overworked & sacrificed all personal relationships in order to meet the unrealistic demand of academia so now you're single and depressed & writing sad but humorous tweets as cries for help

Violets are blue
Roses are red

You don;t have a valentine because you've overworked & sacrificed all personal relationships in order to meet the unrealistic demand of academia so now you're single and depressed & writing sad but humorous tweets as cries for help

Violets are blue


Memes,  Jokes For Twitter,  Roses Are Red Jokes,  
    
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Some of yall spending

Valentine's Day here
Some of yall spending

Valentine's Day here


Memes,  One Night Stand Jokes,  
    
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Valentine's Day plan:

1. Breakfast in bed

2. Chocolates

3. Watch movie

4. Dinner for two

5. Regret eating two dinners.
Valentine's Day plan:

1. Breakfast in bed

2. Chocolates

3. Watch movie

4. Dinner for two

5. Regret eating two dinners.


Memes,  Funny Valentines Day Sayings,  
    
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Me on the 14th of February pretending to be shocked at the flowers, roses, & chocolate outside my door that I put there
Me on the 14th of February pretending to be shocked at the flowers, roses, & chocolate outside my door that I put there

Memes,  Valentine Jokes,  
    
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waking up on valentine's day like
waking up on valentine's day like

Memes,  Kermit Memes,  
    
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When you ask him where he's taking your for Valentine's Day
When you ask him where he's taking your for Valentine's Day

Memes,  Meat Puns,  
    
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Valentine's Day is tomorrow. Everybody is gonna be waking up to a cute paragraph & imma be waking up to "iOS 11.2.5 update is available"
Valentine's Day is tomorrow. Everybody is gonna be waking up to a cute paragraph & imma be waking up to "iOS 11.2.5 update is available"

Memes,  Funny Valentines Sayings,  Iphone Humor,  
    
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When you find out your bff has actual Valentine's Day plans with an actual guy at an actual restaurant and not with you

Excuse me?
When you find out your bff has actual Valentine's Day plans with an actual guy at an actual restaurant and not with you

Excuse me?


Memes,  Bff Meme,  Funny Valentine Jokes,  
    
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Valentine's Day idea: Go bar hopping and fake a proposal in each place so people buy us drinks all night and we get drunk for free
Valentine's Day idea: Go bar hopping and fake a proposal in each place so people buy us drinks all night and we get drunk for free

Memes,  Great Bar Jokes,  
    
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It's almost Valentines Day I and don't know what to get myself yet.
It's almost Valentines Day I and don't know what to get myself yet.

Memes,  Valentine Jokes,  
    
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Somebody is gonna be spoiled on Valentine's Day
Somebody is gonna be spoiled on Valentine's Day

Memes,  Valentines Day Puns,  Milk Puns,  
    
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Send your lady some flowers to work on Valentine's Day from a secret admirer. If she don't bring the flowers home.. She cheating fam
Send your lady some flowers to work on Valentine's Day from a secret admirer. If she don't bring the flowers home.. She cheating fam

Memes,  Roll Safe Meme,  
    
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Brace yourselves

Facebook posts complaining about being single are coming
Brace yourselves

Facebook posts complaining about being single are coming


Memes,  Anti Valentines Jokes,  Single Jokes,  
    
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