Vampire Jokes

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My friend sent me a pic of him getting braces. I did what needed to be done
My friend sent me a pic of him getting braces. I did what needed to be done

Braces Insults,  Most Funny Pics,  
    
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One of these men is a blood sucking vampire from a bygone era, and the other is Grandpa Munster.
One of these men is a blood sucking vampire from a bygone era, and the other is Grandpa Munster.

Funny Look Alikes,  Ted Cruz Jokes,  
    
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"I'd better warn you - I've got high cholesterol!"
"I'd better warn you - I've got high cholesterol!"

Cholesterol Jokes,  Funny Vampire Jokes,  
    
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"My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is."
"My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Funny Vampire Jokes,  
    
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Why do vampires play poker?

High stakes.
Why do vampires play poker?

High stakes.


Vampire Puns,  Poker Puns,  
    
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I'm going as a vampire again this year.
I'm going as a vampire again this year.

Funny Pictures,  Funny Halloween Costumes,  
    
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Man purse

No sparkling metrosexual vampire leaves home without one,
Man purse

No sparkling metrosexual vampire leaves home without one,


Memes,  Man Purse Jokes,  
    
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"What cut you want fam?"

I suck blood

"Say no more"
"What cut you want fam?"

I suck blood

"Say no more"


Memes,  Hair Cut Jokes,  
    
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my blow-up doll died because i did not feed my blood when i attempted to turn her into a vampire
my blow-up doll died because i did not feed my blood when i attempted to turn her into a vampire

Memes,  Blow Up Doll Jokes,  
    
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Q:

What happens when a vampire attacks a snowman?

A:

Frostbite.
Q:

What happens when a vampire attacks a snowman?

A:

Frostbite.


Jokes,  Little Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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This dude Don Franciso a vampire. Been 70 since like 1450 and still looks the same
This dude Don Franciso a vampire. Been 70 since like 1450 and still looks the same

Memes,  Aging Humor,  
    
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So he has two holes in his neck... Why blame me? 

Oh, right. My bad.
So he has two holes in his neck... Why blame me?

Oh, right. My bad.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Suarez Jokes,  
    
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Terrifying Vampire Prank Scares The Hell Out Of Unsuspecting People (Video)
Video of a vampire prank in Philadelphia, PA.

Pranks,  Funny Vampire Jokes,  Scare Pranks,  
    
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How I feel when I wake up from an unexpected nap...

How many centuries have passed?
How I feel when I wake up from an unexpected nap...

How many centuries have passed?


Funny Jokes,  Nap Jokes,  
    
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You've used so much garlic

HBO had to cancel True Blood
You've used so much garlic

HBO had to cancel True Blood


Memes,  Gordon Ramsay Jokes,  Cooking Fail,  Television Memes,  
    
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