Vampire Puns

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

Blood vessels.
What do vampires cross the sea in?

Blood vessels.


Blood Puns,  Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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Why do vampires play poker?

High stakes.
Why do vampires play poker?

High stakes.


Vampire Jokes,  Poker Puns,  
    
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Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift?

She had bad blood
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift?

She had bad blood


Memes,  Funny Halloween Jokes For Kids,  Jokes About Taylor Swift,  
    
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Count Broccula
Count Broccula

Funny Jokes,  Broccoli Jokes,  
    
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Vampire

That word

I don't think it means what you think it means
Vampire

That word

I don't think it means what you think it means


Twilight Jokes,  Jokes Movies  
    
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They sparkle now? 

You...cannot be serious.
They sparkle now?

You...cannot be serious.


Twilight Jokes,  Jokes Movies,  Movie And Tv Jokes,  
    
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Still a better vampire 

Than Edward
Still a better vampire

Than Edward


Vampire Jokes,  Funny Twilight Quotes,  Funny Twilight Images  
    
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1st vampire: How things?

2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying Im overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank.


Blood Puns,  Halloween Humor  
    
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A Dracula movie had to be re-Vamped.

Dracula Jokes,  Vampire Jokes  
    
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Q: What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?

A: Lots of blood tests!


Teacher Puns,  Blood Puns,  Funny Vampire Jokes  
    
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Q: Where does a vampire take a bath?

A: In a batroom!


Bat Jokes,  Bath Jokes,  Riddles For Jokes,  
    
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if stephenie meyer's vampire have no blood

w does edward get an erection?
if stephenie meyer's vampire have no blood

w does edward get an erection?


Twilight Jokes,  Philosoraptor (theme),  
    
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What does a vampire take for a cold?

Coffin syrup!


Sick Funny Jokes,  Medicine Jokes  
    
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What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.


Dracula Jokes,  Al Capone Jokes,  
    
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How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.


Flirt Jokes,  Bat Jokes,  Children Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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