Vegetable Jokes

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How much spinach I start cooking vs how much I end up with.
How much spinach I start cooking vs how much I end up with.

Memes,  Cooking Jokes,  
    
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It'll soon be Halloween so time to prepare some yummy treats for the neighborhood kids. Try dipping brussels sprouts in chocolate for them.
It'll soon be Halloween so time to prepare some yummy treats for the neighborhood kids. Try dipping brussels sprouts in chocolate for them.

Memes,  Halloween Picture Jokes,  
    
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That feeling when you eat one vegetable...

New body who dis

I am so healthy

Fit fam

My body is a temple

You can't touch dis

I'm so fucking zen rn

Know your worth
That feeling when you eat one vegetable...

New body who dis

I am so healthy

Fit fam

My body is a temple

You can't touch dis

I'm so fucking zen rn

Know your worth


Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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If a pickle is in trouble, does it still say it is in a pickle?

Or in a human?
If a pickle is in trouble, does it still say it is in a pickle?

Or in a human?


Pickle Puns,  Human Jokes,  Philosoraptor (theme),  
    
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It's always worth having a bag of googly eyes handle
It's always worth having a bag of googly eyes handle

Memes,  Child Friendly Jokes,  
    
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When a vegan reaches their final form
When a vegan reaches their final form

Memes,  Vegan Meme,  Dragon Ball Z Jokes,  
    
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Collard greens
Collard greens

Green Puns,  Funny Humor Jokes,  
    
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Y'all got anymore of that

Green chile
Y'all got anymore of that

Green chile


Chile Jokes,  Dave Chappelle Memes,  Funny Food Jokes,  
    
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One does not simply 

Choose RED or GREEN Chile
One does not simply

Choose RED or GREEN Chile


One Does Not Simply (theme),  Chile Jokes,  
    
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I got a fever & the only prescription is

More green chile!
I got a fever & the only prescription is

More green chile!


Chile Jokes,  Christopher Walken Meme,  
    
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Youre out of green chiles?
Youre out of green chiles?

Chile Jokes,  Jokes About Food,  
    
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You love green chile too?

Did we just become best friends?
You love green chile too?

Did we just become best friends?


Chile Jokes,  Movie Memes,  
    
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Green chiles

Green chiles everywhere
Green chiles

Green chiles everywhere


Chile Jokes,  Toy Story Meme,  
    
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where in the  

is the hatch green chile?
where in the

is the hatch green chile?


Picard Meme (theme),  Chile Jokes,  
    
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Figure 1: Spherical Evil Incarnate
Figure 1: Spherical Evil Incarnate

Pea Jokes,  Evil Jokes,  
    
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