Vegetable Puns

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I love you from my head
I love you from my head

Memes,  Tomato Puns,  
    
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What an adorable border cauli
What an adorable border cauli

Memes,  Dog Puns,  
    
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She asked her husband for an 18 carat necklace
She asked her husband for an 18 carat necklace

Memes,  Jewelry Jokes,  Carrot Puns,  
    
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What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley...
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Chloe: Fjfjt
Fjfjt

What's green and sings?

Elvis Parsley...

Elvis Presley Jokes,  Green Puns,  
    
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i have to take a pea
i have to take a pea

Pea Jokes,  Pee Jokes,  Silly Puns,  
    
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why did christopher reeve's wife wash him in the kitchen sink? i don't know she washed all her vegetables in the kitchen sink
why did christopher reeve's wife wash him in the kitchen sink?

i don't know

she washed all her vegetables in the kitchen sink

Christopher Reeves Jokes,  Funny Offensive Jokes,  
    
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What did the cabbage pastor say to his congregation? Lettuce pray
What did the cabbage pastor say to his congregation?

Lettuce pray

Cabbage Jokes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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There is a leek in my bathroom
There is a leek in my bathroom

Bathroom Humor,  Plumbing Puns,  Puns Of The Day,  
    
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Potatoes
Potatoes

Potato Puns,  Toe Puns,  
    
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Olive you, from my head, tomatoes
Olive you, from my head, tomatoes

Tomato Puns,  One Liner Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Is there a turnip ahead? I've never bean this way! I gotta pea! Lettuce please slow down! I don't carrot all!
Is there a turnip ahead?

I've never bean this way!

I gotta pea!

Lettuce please slow down!

I don't carrot all!

Vegetarian Jokes,  Carrot Puns,  
    
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Pam, the vegetable people just found out about smoothies and are furious! They're angry? But that means... Yes. We have steamed vegetables.
Pam, the vegetable people just found out about smoothies and are furious!

They're angry? But that means...

Yes. We have steamed vegetables.

Carrot Puns,  Cheesy Puns,  
    
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Welcome to the Church of Cabbage Lettuce pray
Welcome to the Church of Cabbage

Lettuce pray

Cabbage Jokes,  Church Jokes,  
    
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Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers? Beets me
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Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Beets me

Animal Cracker Jokes,  Vegetarian Jokes,  
    
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Knock, knock. Whos there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in its cold out here.
Knock, knock.

Whos there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in its cold out here.

Funny Jokes,  Bad Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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