Vegetarian Jokes

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What if I told you

Peas and carrots don't actually go together
What if I told you

Peas and carrots don't actually go together


What If I Told You Matrix (theme),  Pea Jokes,  Carrot Jokes,  
    
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The english like mushy peas?

Why not mushy As?
The english like mushy peas?

Why not mushy As?


Pea Jokes,  High Expectations Asian Father (theme),  
    
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steak and s day

girlfriend is a celibate vegetarian
steak and s day

girlfriend is a celibate vegetarian


Celibacy Jokes,  Steak And Blowjob Day Meme,  
    
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''So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!''
''So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!''

Vegan Jokes,  Fruit And Vegetable Jokes,  
    
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What do you call an Asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.
What do you call an Asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.


Asian Insults,  
    
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Don't worry! They're vegetarian!
Don't worry! They're vegetarian!

Funny T Rex Jokes,  T Rex Joke,  
    
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So you love animals

But you still eat them
So you love animals

But you still eat them


Animal Jokes,  Pet Humor,  
    
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To all the people I annoy by being Vegan

It's not me, it's your conscience
To all the people I annoy by being Vegan

It's not me, it's your conscience


Leonardo Dicaprio Memes,  Vegan Memes,  Vegan Jokes,  
    
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So you're an animal lover

But you pay people to kill them and then you eat them?
So you're an animal lover

But you pay people to kill them and then you eat them?


Memes,  Animal Rights Jokes,  Skeptical African Kid (theme),  
    
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i love animals.
i love animals.

Memes,  Vegan Meme,  Vegan Jokes,  
    
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Don't be silly. Of course, you can eat meat and still call yourself compassionate. The trick is to buy "humane" meat; it grows on trees.
Don't be silly. Of course, you can eat meat and still call yourself compassionate. The trick is to buy "humane" meat; it grows on trees.

Funny Animal Ecards,  Vegan Memes,  
    
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We had vegetarians back in the 16th century too

We called them peasants
We had vegetarians back in the 16th century too

We called them peasants


Funny Historical Facts,  Classical Art Memes,  
    
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Is there a turnip ahead?

I've never bean this way!

I gotta pea!

Lettuce please slow down!

I don't carrot all!
Is there a turnip ahead?

I've never bean this way!

I gotta pea!

Lettuce please slow down!

I don't carrot all!


Vegetable Puns,  Carrot Puns,  
    
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The best way to have pig for dinner

More broccoli?
The best way to have pig for dinner

More broccoli?


Funny Pictures,  Pork Jokes,  Food Jokes For Kids,  
    
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