Venus Jokes

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Venus jokesMen are from Mars women are from Venus therefore aliens
Men are from Mars women are from Venus. Of course, because our mindsets are so different it’s like we’re from completely different planets. Venus Williams booty is out of this world. Not that it is funny but people make some pretty jokes out of it. Venus flytraps, Mercury and Venus have a weird relationship. There are all types of Venus jokes from all types of angle but all funny.

Here we have the funniest venus jokes from all over the Internet. We have sought out anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
What u talkin about 

No sun on Venus
What u talkin about

No sun on Venus


Planet Humor,  Sun Jokes,  
    
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Sponsored Ad
Since when is this more attractive than this

End the impossible standards set by the media. All Venuses are beautiful.
Since when is this more attractive than this

End the impossible standards set by the media. All Venuses are beautiful.


Classical Art Memes,  Art Meme,  
    
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Ad says Venus razors "get a venus close shave" 

False. the closest venus gets to earth is 26 million miles.
Ad says Venus razors "get a venus close shave"

False. the closest venus gets to earth is 26 million miles.


Advertising Jokes,  Dwight Schrute Meme (theme),  
    
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If Venus is Female 

Why isn't she called Vena ...
If Venus is Female

Why isn't she called Vena ...


Philosoraptor Meme (theme),  Greek Mythology Jokes,  
    
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w about i stick my venus 

in ur?
w about i stick my venus

in ur?


Uranus Jokes,  Redneck Randal (theme),  
    
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the temperature on venus 

is too  high
the temperature on venus

is too high


Too Damn High Meme (theme),  Temperature Jokes,  
    
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if men are from mars and women are from venus 

are hermaphrodites from earth?
if men are from mars and women are from venus

are hermaphrodites from earth?


Earth Jokes,  Philosoraptor Memes,  
    
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venus is a combination of 

ina and
venus is a combination of

ina and


    
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women are from venus? 

why not ?
women are from venus?

why not ?


High Expectations Asian Father (theme),  
    
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Venus

Mercury

When did this

...Become hotter than this?
Venus

Mercury

When did this

...Become hotter than this?


Memes,  Hot Jokes,  
    
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I saw Jupiter shoot Mercury, Venus bomb Mars and Saturn nuke Neptune

It was a war of the worlds
I saw Jupiter shoot Mercury, Venus bomb Mars and Saturn nuke Neptune

It was a war of the worlds


Memes,  Planet Humor,  
    
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2nd planet from Sun

Hotter than Mercury
2nd planet from Sun

Hotter than Mercury


Memes,  Sun Jokes,  
    
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Men are from Mars,

Women are from Venus.
Men are from Mars,

Women are from Venus.


Memes,  Men And Women Jokes,  
    
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What if I told you

Men are from Mars & women are form Venus
What if I told you

Men are from Mars & women are form Venus


Memes,  Morpheus Matrix,  
    
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Hipster Venus

Because spinning counter-clockwise is too mainstream
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happy Venus: because it's finally hotter than Mercury
Hipster Venus

Because spinning counter-clockwise is too mainstream


Memes,  Planet Humor,  
    
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