Viola Jokes

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when the dankest violin jig starts and your  hits the floor
when the dankest violin jig starts and your hits the floor

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My instrument is 16.5"

My viola, of course
My instrument is 16.5"

My viola, of course


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Why are viola jokes so short?

So violinists can understand them.


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Why are viola jokes so short?

So violinist can understand them.
Why are viola jokes so short?

So violinist can understand them.


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What happens when I tell someone I play viola
What happens when I tell someone I play viola

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Oh second thought, let us not play the viola,

'Tis a silly intstrument
Oh second thought, let us not play the viola,

'Tis a silly intstrument


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How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?

Put it in a viola case.


Musical Instrument Jokes,  Violin Jokes,  Funny Riddles Joke  
    
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Viola?

Oh, you mean the big violin.
Viola?

Oh, you mean the big violin.


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String section

How I see it:

How other people see it
String section

How I see it:

How other people see it


Violin Jokes,  Instrument Jokes,  Funny Comparison Jokes,  
    
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Violas

Wrong but strong
Violas

Wrong but strong


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Keep calm and whatever you do, don't play viola!
Keep calm and whatever you do, don't play viola!

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How do you get your viola section to sound like the horn section?

Have them miss every other note
How do you get your viola section to sound like the horn section?

Have them miss every other note


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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so much bigger.


Head Jokes,  Violin Jokes,  Jokes N Riddles For Kids  
    
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Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?

A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.


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Q: Why are Violist's ears sought after for transplants?

A: They've never been used.


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