Virgin Mary Jokes

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#MemeHistory Mary when she found out that She wasn't pregnant by Joseph
#MemeHistory Mary when she found out that She wasn't pregnant by Joseph

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Mary when she had to explain to Joseph that she pregnant but still a virgin #MemeHistory
Mary when she had to explain to Joseph that she pregnant but still a virgin #MemeHistory

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mary: joseph, i'm pregnant

joseph: w? by w? we ain't even...

mary: by god

joseph:
mary: joseph, i'm pregnant

joseph: w? by w? we ain't even...

mary: by god

joseph:


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if mary really was a virgin...

...that means jesus popped his mom's cherry?
if mary really was a virgin...

...that means jesus popped his mom's cherry?


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your girl gets pregnant but you never hit. say she a virgin. when the babys born 3  sw up out of nowhere with bottles of murr and . what do u do?
your girl gets pregnant but you never hit. say she a virgin. when the babys born 3 sw up out of nowhere with bottles of murr and . what do u do?

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Was inside of Mary

Before Joseph
Was inside of Mary

Before Joseph


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What if the Virgin Mary just made up that Jesus is the son of God

To cover up her affair?
What if the Virgin Mary just made up that Jesus is the son of God

To cover up her affair?


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Oh my gosh! I'm pregnant!  What'll I tell Joseph? 

I know! I'll tell him god did it. He believes all that stuff.
Oh my gosh! I'm pregnant! What'll I tell Joseph?

I know! I'll tell him god did it. He believes all that stuff.


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So Mary was married to Joseph but still a virgin. 

That must have been an awesome honeymoon.
So Mary was married to Joseph but still a virgin.

That must have been an awesome honeymoon.


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"For the last time, the conception was immaculate!  You don't hear me asking where you were that night!"
"For the last time, the conception was immaculate! You don't hear me asking where you were that night!"

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i made a  joke, and my girlfriend hated it.

that's not right! i never considered s a sin...

tell him, virgin mary!!
i made a joke, and my girlfriend hated it.

that's not right! i never considered s a sin...

tell him, virgin mary!!


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Holy mother of god!.. oh, hold on.. that's me!
Holy mother of god!.. oh, hold on.. that's me!

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it doesn't mean anything, ney! 'oh, god!' is something all women sut in bed...

joesph was not convinced.
it doesn't mean anything, ney! 'oh, god!' is something all women sut in bed...

joesph was not convinced.


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oh, ! joseph is gonna kill me...

no, wait...i can fix this...
oh, ! joseph is gonna kill me...

no, wait...i can fix this...


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mary: i have something to tell you... i'm pregnant.  it's not yours. i'm sorry.

joseph:.... ly .

mary: funny you suld say that...
mary: i have something to tell you... i'm pregnant. it's not yours. i'm sorry.

joseph:.... ly .

mary: funny you suld say that...


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