Voldemort Jokes

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why the would mary poppins be battling voldermort?
why the

would mary poppins be battling voldermort?

Mary Poppins Jokes,  Wtf,  Annoyed Picard (theme),  
    
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In the way of Voldemort.
In the way of Voldemort.

Memes,  Funny Movie Memes,  
    
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and all you les tught i didnt have a nose
and all you les tught i didnt have a nose

Memes,  Funny Xmas Pictures,  
    
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Nose piercing? ...I feel depressed
Nose piercing?

...I feel depressed

Memes,  Jokes About Noses,  
    
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So...I just have to lie? Yup
So...I just have to lie?

Yup

Funny Jokes,  Jokes About Liars,  Lie Jokes,  
    
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Admit it You wanted her dead more than voldemort
Admit it

You wanted her dead more than voldemort

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Perhaps Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station
Perhaps Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station

Funny Jokes,  Train Jokes,  
    
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So he was like, 'You will lose everything', so I was like yeah, everything but my nose... And then he cried!!!
So he was like, 'You will lose everything', so I was like yeah, everything but my nose...

And then he cried!!!

Funny Jokes,  Funny Harry Potter Quotes,  
    
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Why don't you have a nose? Oh my God Harry, you can't just ask people why they don't have a nose
Why don't you have a nose?

Oh my God Harry, you can't just ask people why they don't have a nose

Funny Quotes,  Funny Harry Potter Quotes,  
    
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voldemort is a teenage girl. he has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.
voldemort is a teenage girl. he has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Harry Potter Quotes,  
    
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Got your nose
Got your nose

Meme,  Harry Potter Meme,  Harry Potter Jokes,  
    
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Voldemort is like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.
Voldemort is like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Harry Potter Quotes,  
    
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I challenge you at a game of yo momma Hah.. Fair enough! Yo momma's so ugly that even Voldemort won't say her name! Yo momma's so... Oh wait.. Justice!
I challenge you at a game of yo momma

Hah.. Fair enough!

Yo momma's so ugly that even Voldemort won't say her name!

Yo momma's so... Oh wait..

Justice!

Funny Jokes,  Harry Potter Disses,  Best Yo Mama Jokes,  
    
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If you're the "Dark Lord," why are you pale?
If you're the "Dark Lord," why are you pale?

Meme,  Mean Girls Meme,  Girls Be Like,  
    
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When I graduate, I will be... Lord Voldemort Major in dark arts and I still need to work in muggle donalds.
When I graduate, I will be...

Lord Voldemort

Major in dark arts and I still need to work in muggle donalds.

Meme,  Graduate Jokes,  
    
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