Vulture Jokes

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I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.
I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.

Marriage Joke,  Funny Marriage Jokes,  
    
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How do you know you don't like flattened possum guts if you've never tried flattened possum guts?
How do you know you don't like flattened possum guts if you've never tried flattened possum guts?

Possum Jokes,  Dead Animal Jokes,  
    
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"I'm not eating that! It's probably full of preservatives!"
"I'm not eating that! It's probably full of preservatives!"

Egypt Puns,  Animals Funny Images,  
    
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''Look, we just need to make a few simple decisions. For once, can we do it without an endless squabble over whether we should take the high road or fly under the radar?''
''Look, we just need to make a few simple decisions. For once, can we do it without an endless squabble over whether we should take the high road or fly under the radar?''

Funny Leadership Quotes,  Funny Boss Quotes,  Job Jokes,  
    
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Vulture working as security guard for morgue
Vulture working as security guard for morgue

Security Jokes,  City Morgue Jokes,  
    
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'Call the morgue, maybe they have carrion out.'
'Call the morgue, maybe they have carrion out.'

City Morgue Jokes,  Funny Death Quotes,  Funny Meme Comics,  
    
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vultures breaking into the county morgue
vultures breaking into the county morgue

City Morgue Jokes,  
    
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Ha ha! I wiped a booger on that! You ate my booger!
Ha ha! I wiped a booger on that! You ate my booger!

Booger Jokes,  Eating Meme  
    
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For some reason,  these new birds didn't seem as interested in William's bird seed.
For some reason, these new birds didn't seem as interested in William's bird seed.

Bird Joke,  Old Man Jokes One Liners  
    
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He's lasting longer than I thought, but that's ok. I'll wait: I brought a good book...
He's lasting longer than I thought, but that's ok. I'll wait: I brought a good book...

Book Jokes,  Patience Jokes  
    
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Back just a liiiittle more... okay, perfect. Now hoooold it... hoooold it...
Back just a liiiittle more... okay, perfect. Now hoooold it... hoooold it...

Good Animal Jokes,  Funny Food Jokes  
    
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Look, it's not my place to twll you how to live your lif, but we picked up your scent from thirty miles away.
Look, it's not my place to twll you how to live your lif, but we picked up your scent from thirty miles away.

Obesity Jokes,  Fat Guy Jokes  
    
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Oh no! Look up there! We're going to die! We're going to die!

"They're not vultures circling overhead Don, they're parrots!"
Oh no! Look up there! We're going to die! We're going to die!

"They're not vultures circling overhead Don, they're parrots!"


Parrot Jokes,  Bird Joke  
    
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"Those aren't vultures.  Those afe his relatives. "
"Those aren't vultures. Those afe his relatives. "

Relatives Jokes,  Family Jokes One Liners  
    
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Go on without me... I'm only slowing you down.

No! I won't leave yoy. Not ever. Now rest your head on this.
Go on without me... I'm only slowing you down.

No! I won't leave yoy. Not ever. Now rest your head on this.


Funny Death Quotes,  Dinner Joke,  
    
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