Wacky One Liners

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What animal is best at hitting a softball?

A bat!
What animal is best at hitting a softball?

A bat!


Super Lame Jokes,  Softball Puns,  
    
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When good vs evil catch public transportation to their final battle
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Memes,  Silly Captions,  
    
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Nick Offerman, with all his grizzled wisdom and vocal gravitas, sat down to share the most profound things ever pondered in a shower. The tidbits of brillian...

Simply Genius Shower Thoughts With Nick Offerman | Mashable
Nick Offerman, with all his grizzled wisdom and vocal gravitas, sat down to share the most profound things ever pondered in a shower. The tidbits of brillian...

Funny Videos,  Funny Thoughts,  Funny Pondering Thoughts,  Silly Videos,  
    
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Hi spider. Nice spider. Come let me pat you; with my shoe! Haha spider. Dead spider.
Hi spider. Nice spider. Come let me pat you; with my shoe! Haha spider. Dead spider.

Relatable Posts,  Joke Spider,  
    
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How do you get a Pathan on the roof?

Tell him the drinks are on the house.


Pathan Jokes,  Drinking Puns,  One Liner Puns,  
    
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Never trust a man with short legs his brains too near his bottom.

1 Liner Jokes,  Short Leg Jokes,  Catchy One Liners  
    
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What do you call artificial spaghetti? Mockaroni

Pasta Puns,  Macaroni Jokes,  101 One Liners,  
    
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An invisible man married an invisible woman. Their kids were nothing to look at either.

101 One Liners,  101 Jokes,  101 Funny Jokes,  
    
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There was a priest who liked to wear nun's clothes. They called him a "transistor"

Funny Nun Jokes,  Nun Jokes,  101 One Liners,  
    
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Q: What do you call a guy who everyone hangs pictures on?

A: Wally


Wall Jokes,  Wordplay Jokes,  101 One Liners,  
    
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Q: What is a Hindu?

A: It lays eggs.


101 One Liners,  101 Funny Jokes,  Egg Jokes,  
    
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What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

Legs.


Cow Humor,  Cow Jokes One Liners,  Cow Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a nun that has died and gone to heaven?

Nun of the above.


Funny Nun Jokes,  Nun Jokes,  101 One Liners,  
    
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black
and blue?

A nun falling down the stairs.


Funny Nun Jokes,  Nun Jokes,  101 One Liners,  
    
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What has ears but can't hear?

An ear of corn.


Corn Puns,  101 One Liners,  101 Funny Jokes,  
    
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