Waiter Jokes

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me: close tonight so you can make money.

me to me: take first out and go to the bar.

me: i need money for rent.

me to me: get blackout drunk and  the trainee.
me: close tonight so you can make money.

me to me: take first out and go to the bar.

me: i need money for rent.

me to me: get blackout drunk and the trainee.


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Coming back from your break and realizing no one checked on your tables and everyone is mad at you
Coming back from your break and realizing no one checked on your tables and everyone is mad at you

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When the waiter acting up
When the waiter acting up

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When you see the waiter coming with a bread basket
When you see the waiter coming with a bread basket

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man: does does this have nuts in it?

waiter: nuts or nut?

man: what's the difference?

waiter: its does not have nuts but i did nut in it.
man: does does this have nuts in it?

waiter: nuts or nut?

man: what's the difference?

waiter: its does not have nuts but i did nut in it.


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waiter: and for you miss?

her: i'm a vegan

waiter: beep bop bop

her: excuse me?

waiter: oh i tught we were saying pointless ?
waiter: and for you miss?

her: i'm a vegan

waiter: beep bop bop

her: excuse me?

waiter: oh i tught we were saying pointless ?


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when you're about to leave a tip and then you realize gratuity us already included

uh i think the  not you trick
when you're about to leave a tip and then you realize gratuity us already included

uh i think the not you trick


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Waiter: So what can I help you guys with tonight?
 
Girl: Did you just assume my gender?

Waiter" My apologies, what can I help you people with tonight?

Guy: What do you mean by "You people"
Waiter: So what can I help you guys with tonight?

Girl: Did you just assume my gender?

Waiter" My apologies, what can I help you people with tonight?

Guy: What do you mean by "You people"


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Guy: Yes do you have any vegan options

Waiter: Why yes we ha..

Guy: Because I'm a vegan

Waiter: Well ok, we have..

Guy: That means we don't eat me

Waiter: Oka, so like I was sayi..

Guy: Literally, we only eat plants
Guy: Yes do you have any vegan options

Waiter: Why yes we ha..

Guy: Because I'm a vegan

Waiter: Well ok, we have..

Guy: That means we don't eat me

Waiter: Oka, so like I was sayi..

Guy: Literally, we only eat plants


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When you pass by one of your tables and wonder where their food is, and you forgot to put their order in...
When you pass by one of your tables and wonder where their food is, and you forgot to put their order in...

Memes,  Forgetful Jokes,  
    
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When your waiter says "enjoy your food" and you say "you too"
When your waiter says "enjoy your food" and you say "you too"

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woman: hi do you have any options for vegans?

waiter: yes, we have 2 actually. you can either kill yourself of get the  out
woman: hi do you have any options for vegans?

waiter: yes, we have 2 actually. you can either kill yourself of get the out


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"Excuse me waiter... There's a hare in my pancakes."
"Excuse me waiter... There's a hare in my pancakes."

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Me: Can you bring us some Ranch dressing?

Waiter: How much do you need?

Me: How much you got?

Waiter: Say no more
Me: Can you bring us some Ranch dressing?

Waiter: How much do you need?

Me: How much you got?

Waiter: Say no more


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Waiter: Do u want iced tea or lemonade? 

Jay-Z:

Jay-Z: Don't even use the letter L around me right now fam

(@davie_dave)
Waiter: Do u want iced tea or lemonade?

Jay-Z:

Jay-Z: Don't even use the letter L around me right now fam

(@davie_dave)


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