Waiter Jokes

 – 235 total
If you're waiting for the waiter then aren't you the waiter?
If you're waiting for the waiter then aren't you the waiter?

Memes,  Restaurant Jokes,  
    
0%

When you go out to eat with your nonserver friends and they start acting complicated af
When you go out to eat with your nonserver friends and they start acting complicated af

Memes,  Restaurant Memes,  Server Memes,  
    
0%

When the waiter brings u a long sophisticated wine menu and u recognize at least three wines.
When the waiter brings u a long sophisticated wine menu and u recognize at least three wines.

Memes,  Funny Cat Memes,  Restaurant Memes,  
    
0%

When all your friends get cut early but you have to close
When all your friends get cut early but you have to close

Memes,  Restaurant Meme,  
    
0%

When the waiter places ya food down on the table the comes back 45 seconds later to ask "So how is everything?"
When the waiter places ya food down on the table the comes back 45 seconds later to ask "So how is everything?"

Memes,  Funny Jokes About Food,  Eating Meme,  
    
0%

When the waiter asks if they can take ur plate and u still got fries on there
When the waiter asks if they can take ur plate and u still got fries on there

Memes,  French Fry Joke,  
    
0%

me: close tonight so you can make money. me to me: take first out and go to the bar. me: i need money for rent. me to me: get blackout drunk and the trainee.
me: close tonight so you can make money.

me to me: take first out and go to the bar.

me: i need money for rent.

me to me: get blackout drunk and the trainee.

Memes,  Waitress Jokes,  
    
0%

Coming back from your break and realizing no one checked on your tables and everyone is mad at you
Coming back from your break and realizing no one checked on your tables and everyone is mad at you

Memes,  Service Jokes,  Restaurant Meme,  
    
0%

When the waiter acting up
When the waiter acting up

Memes,  Restaurant Memes,  
    
0%

When you see the waiter coming with a bread basket
When you see the waiter coming with a bread basket

Memes,  When You Meme,  Hungry Meme,  
    
0%

man: does does this have nuts in it? waiter: nuts or nut? man: what's the difference? waiter: its does not have nuts but i did nut in it.
man: does does this have nuts in it?

waiter: nuts or nut?

man: what's the difference?

waiter: its does not have nuts but i did nut in it.

Memes,  Cum Jokes,  
    
0%

waiter: and for you miss? her: i'm a vegan waiter: beep bop bop her: excuse me? waiter: oh i tught we were saying pointless ?
waiter: and for you miss?

her: i'm a vegan

waiter: beep bop bop

her: excuse me?

waiter: oh i tught we were saying pointless ?

Memes,  Funny Vegas Sayings,  Restaurant Memes,  
    
0%

when you're about to leave a tip and then you realize gratuity us already included uh i think the not you trick
when you're about to leave a tip and then you realize gratuity us already included

uh i think the not you trick

Memes,  Restaurant Jokes,  
    
0%

Waiter: So what can I help you guys with tonight? Girl: Did you just assume my gender? Waiter" My apologies, what can I help you people with tonight? Guy: What do you mean by "You people"
Waiter: So what can I help you guys with tonight?

Girl: Did you just assume my gender?

Waiter" My apologies, what can I help you people with tonight?

Guy: What do you mean by "You people"

Memes,  Gender Jokes,  Restaurant Meme,  
    
100%

Guy: Yes do you have any vegan options Waiter: Why yes we ha.. Guy: Because I'm a vegan Waiter: Well ok, we have.. Guy: That means we don't eat me Waiter: Oka, so like I was sayi.. Guy: Literally, we only eat plants
Guy: Yes do you have any vegan options

Waiter: Why yes we ha..

Guy: Because I'm a vegan

Waiter: Well ok, we have..

Guy: That means we don't eat me

Waiter: Oka, so like I was sayi..

Guy: Literally, we only eat plants

Memes,  Vegan Memes,  
    
0%




page
1
Hashtag your funny pics with #kappit to be featured!