Waitress Jokes

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Thotiana can you buss down table 6 please? There's people waiting
Thotiana can you buss down table 6 please? There's people waiting

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Her: I bet he is thinking of some weird shit, like why every E in Mercedes is pronounced differently

Him: That waitress was so hot earlier today
Her: I bet he is thinking of some weird shit, like why every E in Mercedes is pronounced differently

Him: That waitress was so hot earlier today


Memes,  Funny Everyday Thoughts,  
    
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Some of you have never been triple sat while your 12 top is asking to order and it really shows
Some of you have never been triple sat while your 12 top is asking to order and it really shows

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Waitress: Let me get that mess out of your way

Me: I already called her an Uber thanks
Waitress: Let me get that mess out of your way

Me: I already called her an Uber thanks


Memes,  Uber Jokes,  
    
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When you say "Thanks you too" after the waitress tells you to enjoy your meal
When you say "Thanks you too" after the waitress tells you to enjoy your meal

Memes,  When You Meme,  Funny Regrets,  
    
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Being a waitress was my worst job to this day. This one bitch complained about a milkshake that 'wasn't made correctly' so I transferred the same milkshake into a different cup with a new straw and she said it was 'much better' lmao bye
Being a waitress was my worst job to this day. This one bitch complained about a milkshake that 'wasn't made correctly' so I transferred the same milkshake into a different cup with a new straw and she said it was 'much better' lmao bye

Memes,  Server Memes,  
    
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Waitress: I'm sorry your food is taking so long!

Me: *Presses forehead against hers* Listen to me. I know it's not your fault. I love you. I am tipping you 80%.
Waitress: I'm sorry your food is taking so long!

Me: *Presses forehead against hers* Listen to me. I know it's not your fault. I love you. I am tipping you 80%.


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life hack: reverse that  and make your server pay
life hack: reverse that and make your server pay

Memes,  Funny Life Advice,  Restaurant Meme,  
    
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"Exuse me, yall serve lean?
"Exuse me, yall serve lean?

Memes,  Future Memes,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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When you go out to eat with your nonserver friends and they start acting complicated af
When you go out to eat with your nonserver friends and they start acting complicated af

Memes,  Restaurant Memes,  Server Memes,  
    
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When all your friends get cut early but you have to close
When all your friends get cut early but you have to close

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me: close tonight so you can make money.

me to me: take first out and go to the bar.

me: i need money for rent.

me to me: get blackout drunk and  the trainee.
me: close tonight so you can make money.

me to me: take first out and go to the bar.

me: i need money for rent.

me to me: get blackout drunk and the trainee.


Memes,  Waiter Jokes,  
    
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Coming back from your break and realizing no one checked on your tables and everyone is mad at you
Coming back from your break and realizing no one checked on your tables and everyone is mad at you

Memes,  Service Jokes,  Restaurant Meme,  
    
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Her: What are we?

Him: This is literally our first date

Her: Well then.. who is she?

Him: That's our waitress
Her: What are we?

Him: This is literally our first date

Her: Well then.. who is she?

Him: That's our waitress


Memes,  Jealousy Jokes,  Restaurant Memes,  
    
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Waitress: Would you like to try ur bottomless breadsticks?

Me:
Waitress: Would you like to try ur bottomless breadsticks?

Me:


Memes,  Bread Jokes,  Restaurant Meme,  
    
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