Waitress Jokes

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me: close tonight so you can make money.

me to me: take first out and go to the bar.

me: i need money for rent.

me to me: get blackout drunk and  the trainee.
me: close tonight so you can make money.

me to me: take first out and go to the bar.

me: i need money for rent.

me to me: get blackout drunk and the trainee.


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Coming back from your break and realizing no one checked on your tables and everyone is mad at you
Coming back from your break and realizing no one checked on your tables and everyone is mad at you

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Her: What are we?

Him: This is literally our first date

Her: Well then.. who is she?

Him: That's our waitress
Her: What are we?

Him: This is literally our first date

Her: Well then.. who is she?

Him: That's our waitress


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Waitress: Would you like to try ur bottomless breadsticks?

Me:
Waitress: Would you like to try ur bottomless breadsticks?

Me:


Memes,  Bread Jokes,  Restaurant Meme,  
    
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when you're about to leave a tip and then you realize gratuity us already included

uh i think the  not you trick
when you're about to leave a tip and then you realize gratuity us already included

uh i think the not you trick


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Waitress: Will the checks be together or separate?

Me: segregated...

Waitress:
Waitress: Will the checks be together or separate?

Me: segregated...

Waitress:


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Location of your Waiter

Amount of liquid in your glass

At your table

Nearby

Across the room

Triton, the 7th moon of Neptune
Location of your Waiter

Amount of liquid in your glass

At your table

Nearby

Across the room

Triton, the 7th moon of Neptune


Waiter Jokes,  Restaurant Jokes,  
    
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My mom's favorite part of my birthday is describing my birth in detail to an 18 year old waitress who is just there to get our drink order.
My mom's favorite part of my birthday is describing my birth in detail to an 18 year old waitress who is just there to get our drink order.

Corny Birthday Jokes,  Birthday Humor,  Funny Mom Jokes,  
    
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Very pregnant waitress comes by to ask how our meals were. I jokingly reply "terrible, I hated it"

She almost immediately breaks down crying that she can't lose her job or the court will take her baby
Very pregnant waitress comes by to ask how our meals were. I jokingly reply "terrible, I hated it"

She almost immediately breaks down crying that she can't lose her job or the court will take her baby


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Huge rancid fart just as waitress walks up

Accidentally drops her pen, bends down to pick it up, then takes an awkward step backwards away from table
Huge rancid fart just as waitress walks up

Accidentally drops her pen, bends down to pick it up, then takes an awkward step backwards away from table


Memes,  Waitress Meme,  
    
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When the waitress came back to the table three

Times already and your girl still hasn't decided what she wants
When the waitress came back to the table three

Times already and your girl still hasn't decided what she wants


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A moment of silence for the Red Lobster severs dealing with Endless Shrimp.
A moment of silence for the Red Lobster severs dealing with Endless Shrimp.

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Best part with a mess up

Is that the food will never go to waste
Best part with a mess up

Is that the food will never go to waste


Memes,  Restaurant Memes,  Hooters Jokes,  
    
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Ya'll got anymore of them

Servers?
Ya'll got anymore of them

Servers?


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