Waking Up Jokes

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when you wake up before ya girl and see both ties fell out of her tank top

it's beautiful
when you wake up before ya girl and see both ties fell out of her tank top

it's beautiful


Memes,  
    
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Sorry I'm late alarm didnt go off because I didn't dee it because I don't like coming here
Sorry I'm late alarm didnt go off because I didn't dee it because I don't like coming here

Memes,  Alarm Clock Jokes,  Late Jokes,  
    
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Them: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed?

Me: My bladder mostly.
Them: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed?

Me: My bladder mostly.


Memes,  Morning Jokes,  Peeing Jokes,  
    
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U wanna wake yo girl up? Jangle yo keys

*Sits up* "where you going?"
U wanna wake yo girl up? Jangle yo keys

*Sits up* "where you going?"


Memes,  Funny Relationship Advice,  
    
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Waking up after sleeping with a tank top on
Waking up after sleeping with a tank top on

Memes,  Clothing Jokes,  
    
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you ever wake up for work and be like...  it... fire me
you ever wake up for work and be like... it... fire me

Memes,  Morning Humor,  
    
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I'm ready to wake up to the same person everyday

I prayed for this and God gave me a baby.

Moral of the story: Be specific
I'm ready to wake up to the same person everyday

I prayed for this and God gave me a baby.

Moral of the story: Be specific


Memes,  Funny Life Advice,  
    
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When you wake up in the middle of the night just to check your phone
When you wake up in the middle of the night just to check your phone

Memes,  Late Night Jokes,  When You Meme,  
    
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I'm naturally irritated when I first wake up. You have to give me a few days to adjust
I'm naturally irritated when I first wake up. You have to give me a few days to adjust

Memes,  Funny Quotes On Attitude,  
    
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Me: *Wakes up on time for once*

Also me: *Lays there until I'm late*
Me: *Wakes up on time for once*

Also me: *Lays there until I'm late*


Memes,  Irony Jokes,  
    
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What part of your morning routine takes the longest?

Deciding to get up
What part of your morning routine takes the longest?

Deciding to get up


Memes,  Morning Humor,  
    
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when someone tries to wake me up before 10am
when someone tries to wake me up before 10am

Memes,  Funny Sleeping Images,  
    
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Me getting out of bed at 8pm after accidental six hour nap
Me getting out of bed at 8pm after accidental six hour nap

Memes,  Nap Jokes,  
    
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I set alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up
I set alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up

Memes,  Alarm Clock Jokes,  
    
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When you just woke up and he calls you pretty
When you just woke up and he calls you pretty

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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