Washington Dc Jokes

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isis is now threatening to attack washington d.c.

are they on our side now?
isis is now threatening to attack washington d.c.

are they on our side now?


Isis Jokes,  Dale Meme,  Anti Government Jokes,  
    
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Everywhere the light touches is Virginia

What is that dark place? Maryland and D.C. You must never go there
Everywhere the light touches is Virginia

What is that dark place? Maryland and D.C. You must never go there


Jokes About Maryland,  Virginia Jokes,  
    
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It's so cold in Washington

I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets
It's so cold in Washington

I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets


Memes,  Funny Cold Sayings,  Politician Jokes,  
    
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Yeah, it was shut down because they couldn't find three wise men in this town.
Yeah, it was shut down because they couldn't find three wise men in this town.

Wise Men Jokes,  Political Cartoon Jokes,  
    
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As a white person using the Metro during a vacation in Washington D.C...

Look at me

I'm the minority now
As a white person using the Metro during a vacation in Washington D.C...

Look at me

I'm the minority now


Memes,  Funny Jokes For White People,  Look At Me Meme,  
    
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Oh, so you're from North Virginia?

Tell me more about how you're from DC
Oh, so you're from North Virginia?

Tell me more about how you're from DC


Virginia Jokes,  Willy Wonka Meme (theme)  
    
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Q: What do they call a drug ring in Washington D.C.?

A: A huddle.


Drug Jokes,  State Puns  
    
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When the zombie apocalypse finally happens, I'm moving to Washington D.C. I figure the lack of brains there will keep the undead masses away.

Zombie Humor,  Zombie Jokes,  Apocalypse Jokes,  
    
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Q: If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

A: In Washington, D.C.


White House Jokes,  Home Jokes,  House Jokes  
    
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How can you name the capital of every U.S. state in two seconds?

Washington, D.C.


State Jokes,  Kids Jokes One Liners,  Kids Jokes For School  
    
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There was an earthquake in Washington DC this morning. It's obviously the government's fault.

Jokes On Government,  Government Jokes,  Anti Government Jokes,  
    
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Navigated Washington D.C

By memories of Fallout 3
Navigated Washington D.C

By memories of Fallout 3


Success Kid Meme (theme),  Fallout 3 (theme),  Video Game Humor  
    
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Oh My, You're All Dressed Like Washington. Politicians.
Oh My, You're All Dressed Like Washington. Politicians.

Politician Jokes,  Political Jokes 2014,  Funny Political Signs,  
    
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