Wasting Time Jokes

 – 193 total
Here we have added the most viral, trending and best and funniest wasting time jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched everywhere and taken the top ones that we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and have added them here.

In this section are some of the funniest jokes about things people spend the most unnecessary time waiting for. Things like waiting for your order at a fast food restaurant, waiting on a black person to be on time and the time we waste dealing with other people’s drama.

While you are here browsing through our collection of jokes, memes, videos and articles please rate your favorites; share them with your friend. We are always adding new content so please be sure to check back often.
Me: They said to be ready in 20, I need to get ready

Inner me: You'll be ready in 5 take a nap
Me: They said to be ready in 20, I need to get ready

Inner me: You'll be ready in 5 take a nap


Memes,  Procrastination Jokes,  
    
0%

Sponsored Ad
When I'm picking someone up and they make me wait more than 5 seconds to come out
When I'm picking someone up and they make me wait more than 5 seconds to come out

Memes,  Annoying Jokes,  
    
0%

The face you make when somebody taking too long blessing the food
The face you make when somebody taking too long blessing the food

Memes,  The Face You Make Meme,  Thanksgiving One Liners,  
    
0%

Me: I've done nothing today plus I have 3 essays, a presentation and 200 pages of reading

Me to me: Get some rest, you've earned it
Me: I've done nothing today plus I have 3 essays, a presentation and 200 pages of reading

Me to me: Get some rest, you've earned it


Memes,  Homework Jokes,  
    
100%

Family: Alright.. Before we eat.. Let's go around the room and say what we're thankful for...

Me:
Family: Alright.. Before we eat.. Let's go around the room and say what we're thankful for...

Me:


Memes,  Thanksgiving Meme,  
    
0%

Me: Its gonna take me like 30 minutes to get there

My mind: Tell em u 5 minutes away
Me: Its gonna take me like 30 minutes to get there

My mind: Tell em u 5 minutes away


Memes,  Late Jokes,  
    
0%

Cable Provider: Someone should be there shortly.

Me:
Cable Provider: Someone should be there shortly.

Me:


Memes,  Service Jokes,  Funny Skeleton Images,  
    
0%

Sponsored Ad
when ur friend say they outside but ur no where close to being ready bc spent u 30 mins laying naked laughing at memes after you swered
when ur friend say they outside but ur no where close to being ready bc spent u 30 mins laying naked laughing at memes after you swered

Memes,  Mr Krabs Meme,  Memes Jokes,  
    
0%

Me waiting for a relationship
Me waiting for a relationship

Memes,  Jokes About Relationships,  Being Single Sucks,  
    
0%

11pm: Okay one more YouTube video and I'm going to sleep

3am:
11pm: Okay one more YouTube video and I'm going to sleep

3am:


Memes,  Youtube Memes,  Procrastination Jokes,  
    
0%

Me after doing 1 out of the 20 things I'm supposed to do
Me after doing 1 out of the 20 things I'm supposed to do

Memes,  Procrastination Jokes,  Sleeping Memes,  
    
100%

Waiting for light to turn green

Suddenly realize I've been waiting at a stop sign
Waiting for light to turn green

Suddenly realize I've been waiting at a stop sign


Memes,  Funny Driving,  Funny Relatable Posts,  
    
0%

Customer: Hi, I'm having trouble with my internet.

Employee: Okay, let me out you on hold for just a moment so I can take a look.

*Goes on lunch break*
Customer: Hi, I'm having trouble with my internet.

Employee: Okay, let me out you on hold for just a moment so I can take a look.

*Goes on lunch break*


Memes,  Funny Tech Support,  Customer Support Jokes,  
    
0%

when you drop all ya  for somebody w was just wasting all your time
when you drop all ya for somebody w was just wasting all your time

Memes,  Break Up Meme,  
    
100%

"It's a 14 minute wait on the spicy, did you still want that order?"
"It's a 14 minute wait on the spicy, did you still want that order?"

Memes,  Fast Food Memes,  Desiigner Meme,  
    
0%




page
1
Hashtag your funny pics with #kappit to be featured!