Wasting Time Jokes

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Here we have added the most viral, trending and best and funniest wasting time jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched everywhere and taken the top ones that we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and have added them here.

In this section are some of the funniest jokes about things people spend the most unnecessary time waiting for. Things like waiting for your order at a fast food restaurant, waiting on a black person to be on time and the time we waste dealing with other people’s drama.

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my soul mate needs 2 hurry up because a  has had enough
my soul mate needs 2 hurry up because a has had enough

Memes,  Being Single Sucks,  
    
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You ever been texting somebody and suddenly think to yourself "Why am I wasting my mf time?"
You ever been texting somebody and suddenly think to yourself "Why am I wasting my mf time?"

Memes,  Jokes About Texting,  Relatable Posts,  
    
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Don't text me at the last minute talking about are we still going out tonight cause this is what you're gonna get.

I think tf not
Don't text me at the last minute talking about are we still going out tonight cause this is what you're gonna get.

I think tf not


Memes,  Texting Jokes,  Blac Chyna Meme,  
    
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If I were to wait for someone else in my house to change the toilet paper roll, I'd be like...
If I were to wait for someone else in my house to change the toilet paper roll, I'd be like...

Memes,  Toilet Paper Jokes,  Funny Skeleton Images,  
    
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When I'm picking up someone up and they make me wait more than 5 seconds to come out
When I'm picking up someone up and they make me wait more than 5 seconds to come out

Memes,  Annoying Jokes,  
    
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9:06: "don't go to sleep yet, I'm bouta call you"

12:30:
9:06: "don't go to sleep yet, I'm bouta call you"

12:30:


Memes,  Late Night Jokes,  Phone Call Jokes,  
    
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Me: I need to start being productive 

Inner me: Take a Buzzfeed quiz, u need to find out which household appliance describes ur personality
Me: I need to start being productive

Inner me: Take a Buzzfeed quiz, u need to find out which household appliance describes ur personality


Memes,  Lazy People Jokes,  Procrastination Jokes,  
    
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Friends: Be ready at 8:30

Me at 8:30
Friends: Be ready at 8:30

Me at 8:30


Memes,  Procrastination Jokes,  Late Jokes,  
    
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Me shamelessly showing up 1-2 hours later bc I've just accepted that's how I am as a person
Me shamelessly showing up 1-2 hours later bc I've just accepted that's how I am as a person

Memes,  Personality Jokes,  Late Jokes,  
    
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if i got a penny for every time someone wasted my ing time
if i got a penny for every time someone wasted my ing time

Memes,  Penny Jokes,  
    
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Everyone: Why were you late

Me: Wow traffic was insane I am literally so sorry

Also me:
Everyone: Why were you late

Me: Wow traffic was insane I am literally so sorry

Also me:


Memes,  Paris Hilton Jokes,  Late Jokes,  
    
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Me on my way to the next person that's gonna play with my emotions and waste my time
Me on my way to the next person that's gonna play with my emotions and waste my time

Memes,  Memes About Love,  Dating Jokes,  
    
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When she took 2 hours to get ready but rushes you to put your shoes on
When she took 2 hours to get ready but rushes you to put your shoes on

Memes,  Dress-up Jokes,  
    
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Me: I never have enough time to do anything 

Also me for 30 mins:
Me: I never have enough time to do anything

Also me for 30 mins:


Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  Busy Jokes,  
    
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When you're behind on work but you need to finish your Buzzfeed quiz so you know what kind of garlic bread you are
When you're behind on work but you need to finish your Buzzfeed quiz so you know what kind of garlic bread you are

Memes,  Daily Jokes One Liners,  
    
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