Watermelon Puns

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How do you get the water into watermelon?

Plant it in the spring!
How do you get the water into watermelon?

Plant it in the spring!


List Of Stupid Jokes,  Funny Stupid Jokes,  Corny Joke,  
    
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I'm watermelonely
I'm watermelonely

Being Lonely Jokes,  Corny Puns,  
    
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Some people need a Jackson to help them shred

But I got a Watermalone instead!
Some people need a Jackson to help them shred

But I got a Watermalone instead!


Musical Instrument Jokes,  Pun Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a fruit that commits crimes?

A waterfelon!
What do you call a fruit that commits crimes?

A waterfelon!


Fruit Puns,  Lame Joke,  
    
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I've been drinkin',

Watermelon.
I've been drinkin',

Watermelon.


Beyonce Jokes,  Funny Lyrics,  
    
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If Watermelon exists,

Why don't Earthmelon, Firemelon, & Airmelon?

The Elemelons
If Watermelon exists,

Why don't Earthmelon, Firemelon, & Airmelon?

The Elemelons


Cute Jokes One Liners,  List Of Corny Jokes,  
    
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why do watermelons have such fancy weddings? 

because they cantaloupe!!
why do watermelons have such fancy weddings?

because they cantaloupe!!


Wedding Jokes,  Super Lame Jokes,  
    
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Hey Frank, why so melon-choly?

The doctor said I have six months to live.
Hey Frank, why so melon-choly?

The doctor said I have six months to live.


Funny Fruit Images,  Cute Funny Pictures,  
    
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If watermelon exists,

Why don't Earthmelon, Firemelon, & Airmelon

The Elemelons
If watermelon exists,

Why don't Earthmelon, Firemelon, & Airmelon

The Elemelons


Fruit Puns,  Silly Puns,  
    
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Iowatermelon
Iowatermelon

Iowa Jokes,  State Jokes,  
    
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What did the honeydew say to the watermelon?

We cantaloupe
What did the honeydew say to the watermelon?

We cantaloupe


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Silly Jokes,  
    
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Melon and lemon

Hey! We are anagram fruit
Melon and lemon

Hey! We are anagram fruit


Fruit Puns,  Lemon Puns,  
    
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Q:

Why did the melon jump into the lake?

A:

It wanted to be a watermelon.
Q:

Why did the melon jump into the lake?

A:

It wanted to be a watermelon.


Watermelon Jokes,  Little Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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