Weapon Jokes

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Officer: "Sir are you currently armed?"

Me: Yes
Officer: "Sir are you currently armed?"

Me: Yes


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on the 4th, just beat my  with this
on the 4th, just beat my with this

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w to kidnap me
w to kidnap me

Memes,  How To Jokes,  Kidnap Jokes,  
    
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Police: Drop your weapon!!!!!

Me:......
Police: Drop your weapon!!!!!

Me:......


Memes,  Police Funny,  
    
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hey babe....

you just game my....

a cuban missle crisis
hey babe....

you just game my....

a cuban missle crisis


Cuba Jokes,  
    
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Police be like

"Drop the weapon!!!"
Police be like

"Drop the weapon!!!"


Memes,  Police Jokes One Liners,  Racism Jokes,  
    
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"Piano wire.That would be on isle three."
"Piano wire.That would be on isle three."

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'Tony, what do you do with all this piano wire?'
'Tony, what do you do with all this piano wire?'

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Jacob Zuma

You have failed your country, pass me that missiles hommie
Jacob Zuma

You have failed your country, pass me that missiles hommie


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fire alarm.

fire extinguisher.

burglar alarm.

burglar extinguisher
fire alarm.

fire extinguisher.

burglar alarm.

burglar extinguisher


Memes,  Gun Meme,  
    
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when you need to look your best but also stab a  at a moment's notice
when you need to look your best but also stab a at a moment's notice

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maaaaaaaan es already crazy enough.
maaaaaaaan es already crazy enough.

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What's the best defense against pepper spray? 

A salt rifle
What's the best defense against pepper spray?

A salt rifle


Lame Pun Coon (theme),  Gun Joke,  
    
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and... here is the safety

what the  carl!
and... here is the safety

what the carl!


Army Jokes,  Funny Safety Quotes,  
    
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row row row your boat sneak up the stream, lock n' load in tactic mode united states marines.

shut the  up carl
row row row your boat sneak up the stream, lock n' load in tactic mode united states marines.

shut the up carl


Funny Marine Jokes,  Nursery Rhymes,  
    
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