Weight Humor

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I wish I was as skinny as an Ethiopian.
I wish I was as skinny as an Ethiopian.

Ethiopian Racist Jokes,  Skinny Joke,  
    
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When your girl steady complaining about her weight but whenever you take her out, she orders the most
When your girl steady complaining about her weight but whenever you take her out, she orders the most

Memes,  Complaining Jokes,  
    
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When I see myself in a mirror, I think "you have to stop eating cheese." But when I see cheese, I think "you have to stop looking in mirrors."
When I see myself in a mirror, I think "you have to stop eating cheese." But when I see cheese, I think "you have to stop looking in mirrors."

Mirror Jokes,  Best Cheese Jokes,  Cheese Jokes One Liners,  
    
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''here, ld my dentures.''
''here, ld my dentures.''

Weight Loss Problems,  Weight Loss Humor,  
    
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When summer's coming so you try on your clothes from last year
When summer's coming so you try on your clothes from last year

Memes,  Summer Jokes,  Clothes Fail,  
    
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why weigh yourself when you could set yourself on fire then roll in broken gl and feel the same way
why weigh yourself when you could set yourself on fire then roll in broken gl and feel the same way

Funny Jokes,  Funny Weight Loss Quotes,  
    
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stepping on the scale for the first time in months like

well... this is gonna hurt like a motherer.
stepping on the scale for the first time in months like

well... this is gonna hurt like a motherer.


Memes,  Overweight Jokes,  
    
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What happened to you, D'Angelo?
What happened to you, D'Angelo?

Memes,  Celebrity Jokes,  Weight Jokes,  
    
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DJ Khaled was skinny until he started hanging with Ricans
DJ Khaled was skinny until he started hanging with Ricans

Dj Khaled Meme,  Skinny Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes,  
    
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seeing yourself naked after the lidays.
seeing yourself naked after the lidays.

Memes,  Naked Jokes,  
    
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i put my scale in the bathroom corner, and that's where that  will stay until she apologizes.
i put my scale in the bathroom corner, and that's where that will stay until she apologizes.

Funny Jokes,  Weight Jokes,  
    
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How you showed up to shrimp night at Golden Corral vs. after you left
How you showed up to shrimp night at Golden Corral vs. after you left

Memes,  Funny Food Jokes,  Restaurant Jokes,  
    
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Not sure if clothes are shrinking

Or I'm getting fatter
Not sure if clothes are shrinking

Or I'm getting fatter


Not Sure If Meme (theme),  Futurama Fry Meme (theme),  Overweight Jokes,  
    
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Crossfit makes women huge?

False. Cupcakes make women huge.
Crossfit makes women huge?

False. Cupcakes make women huge.


Dwight Schrute Meme (theme),  Crossfit Jokes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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When you ate Chipotle for dinner but you're still trying to hit the club tonight.
When you ate Chipotle for dinner but you're still trying to hit the club tonight.

Memes,  Chipotle Jokes,  Club Jokes,  
    
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