Weight Jokes

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Colin Kaepernick is listed at 6'4 232lbs

Donald Trump was just listed at 6'3 239lbs

Someone's lying
Colin Kaepernick is listed at 6'4 232lbs

Donald Trump was just listed at 6'3 239lbs

Someone's lying


Memes,  Colin Kaepernick Jokes,  Donald Trump Jokes,  
    
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Me wearing all black to hide the extra holiday weight
Me wearing all black to hide the extra holiday weight

Memes,  Funny And Relatable,  Clothing Jokes,  
    
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I would love to do this but the way my weight is set up I'll have to settle for being lifted up in prayer
I would love to do this but the way my weight is set up I'll have to settle for being lifted up in prayer

Memes,  Couples Jokes,  
    
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When your girl starts losing weight and gaining her confidence back so you get her pregnant. And now she has to start all over.
When your girl starts losing weight and gaining her confidence back so you get her pregnant. And now she has to start all over.

Memes,  Joker Meme,  
    
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Best advice

Eat anything you want.

And if people make fun of your weight, eat them too.
Best advice

Eat anything you want.

And if people make fun of your weight, eat them too.


Memes,  Eating Jokes,  Funny Pieces Of Advice,  
    
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That moment when you realize

Taco Tuesday is becoming a problem
That moment when you realize

Taco Tuesday is becoming a problem


Memes,  Taco Tuesday Jokes,  Taco Tuesday Meme,  
    
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What happened to you, D'Angelo?
What happened to you, D'Angelo?

Memes,  Celebrity Jokes,  
    
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i put my scale in the bathroom corner, and that's where that  will stay until she apologizes.
i put my scale in the bathroom corner, and that's where that will stay until she apologizes.

Funny Jokes,  Weight Humor,  
    
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I like you just

The weigh you are.
I like you just

The weigh you are.


Sweet Puns,  Cute Puns,  
    
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Happy Thanksgiving.

Don't forget to set your scales back 10 pounds tonight.
Happy Thanksgiving.

Don't forget to set your scales back 10 pounds tonight.


Funny Jokes,  Happy Thanksgiving Jokes,  Funny Thanksgiving Wishes,  
    
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"Looks like u gaining weight"

"Looks like u still pretending all ur kids got the same daddy"

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"Looks like u gaining weight"

"Looks like u still pretending all ur kids got the same daddy"

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Memes,  Thanksgiving Clap Back,  
    
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I hate it when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I'm not even an actor
I hate it when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I'm not even an actor

Funny Jokes,  Weight Humor,  
    
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Losing weight doesn't seem to be working, so I'm going to concentrate on getting taller
Losing weight doesn't seem to be working, so I'm going to concentrate on getting taller

Memes,  Weight Humor,  
    
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If you could multiply mass times gravity

That'd be weight
If you could multiply mass times gravity

That'd be weight


Memes,  Gravity Jokes,  
    
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When someone eats whatever they want and looks great while I smell a cookie and gain 3 pounds

It isn't fair.
When someone eats whatever they want and looks great while I smell a cookie and gain 3 pounds

It isn't fair.


Memes,  Weight Humor,  Jokes About Skinny People,  
    
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