Weight Loss Humor

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Obviously by the name of a weight loss show being called “Biggest Loser” I’m clearly not the only one that can find the humor in weight loss. Even if hip-hop music isn’t your thing, I’m sure you’ve heard or seen the video for Kanye’s Work Out Plan, a little weight loss humor with a touch of ratchetness.

Here we have added the most popular and viral dirty weight loss jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
8 hours after you started your new diet, then realized the Lord made you and your body in his image and doesn't make mistakes
8 hours after you started your new diet, then realized the Lord made you and your body in his image and doesn't make mistakes

Memes,  Dieting Jokes,  
    
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Me: I need to lose weight for this wedding that's coming up

Inner me: just wear a waist trainer
Me: I need to lose weight for this wedding that's coming up

Inner me: just wear a waist trainer


Memes,  Fat Humor,  
    
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Friend: Wow you look great! Have you lost weight? 

Me:
Friend: Wow you look great! Have you lost weight?

Me:


Memes,  Fat Humor,  
    
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Friend: I lost 3 pounds this week on my kale and pine cone diet, how are you doing?

Me:.............
Friend: I lost 3 pounds this week on my kale and pine cone diet, how are you doing?

Me:.............


Memes,  Diet Jokes,  Eating Memes,  
    
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When you lose 3 lbs and run right to the beach to show off ur new body
When you lose 3 lbs and run right to the beach to show off ur new body

Memes,  Beach Jokes,  Body Memes,  
    
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When you bounce back after pregnancy
When you bounce back after pregnancy

Memes,  Pregnancy Jokes One Liners,  Gucci Mane Jokes,  
    
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When you eat healthy for one day and check to see if your summer body is ready yet
When you eat healthy for one day and check to see if your summer body is ready yet

Memes,  Body Meme,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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When it's already the fourth month of 2016 and you havent even lost 4 lbs yet
When it's already the fourth month of 2016 and you havent even lost 4 lbs yet

Memes,  Fitness Humor,  
    
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I Don't Always Go To Dubai Mall... 

But when I do, I lose kilos walking around
I Don't Always Go To Dubai Mall...

But when I do, I lose kilos walking around


Dubai Jokes,  Mall Jokes,  
    
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When I see myself in a mirror, I think "you have to stop eating cheese." But when I see cheese, I think "you have to stop looking in mirrors."
When I see myself in a mirror, I think "you have to stop eating cheese." But when I see cheese, I think "you have to stop looking in mirrors."

Mirror Jokes,  Best Cheese Jokes,  Cheese Jokes One Liners,  
    
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"I thought you were trying to lose weight"

-Lay off me, I'm starving
"I thought you were trying to lose weight"

-Lay off me, I'm starving


Memes,  Weight Loss Jokes,  
    
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''here, ld my dentures.''
''here, ld my dentures.''

Weight Loss Problems,  Weight Humor,  
    
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When you don't wanna lose weight, so you just start dressing better.
When you don't wanna lose weight, so you just start dressing better.

Funny Weight Loss,  Weight Joke,  
    
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When your try on an outfit before going out and it doesn't fit how you thought it would

How do I lose 30 pounds in 1 minute
When your try on an outfit before going out and it doesn't fit how you thought it would

How do I lose 30 pounds in 1 minute


Memes,  Google Search Meme,  
    
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when you realize your winter bod is getting a little too wintery
when you realize your winter bod is getting a little too wintery

Memes,  Lmfao,  Winter Jokes One Liners,  
    
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