Weight Loss Jokes

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"I want to do a weight loss cleanse"

Me: try this
"I want to do a weight loss cleanse"

Me: try this



Memes,  Dieting Jokes,  
    
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When they look the same in their "progress photo" every week but you like it anyway because that's your friend
When they look the same in their "progress photo" every week but you like it anyway because that's your friend

Memes,  Fitness Humor,  
    
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"I thought you were trying to lose weight"

-Lay off me, I'm starving
"I thought you were trying to lose weight"

-Lay off me, I'm starving


Memes,  Weight Loss Humor,  
    
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why weigh yourself when you could set yourself on fire then roll in broken gl and feel the same way
why weigh yourself when you could set yourself on fire then roll in broken gl and feel the same way

Funny Jokes,  Weight Humor,  Funny Weight Loss Quotes,  
    
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Friend: Did you lose some weight

Me:
Friend: Did you lose some weight

Me:


Memes,  Weight Loss Humor,  
    
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If we are not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
If we are not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

Funny Quotes,  Refrigerator Meme,  Refrigerator Jokes,  
    
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When I say I want to lose weight and someone says "let's go to the gym together"
When I say I want to lose weight and someone says "let's go to the gym together"

Memes,  Funny Weight Loss,  
    
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Can you please stop losing weight?

It's hard for everyone to get in shape and you're making people feel bad.
Can you please stop losing weight?

It's hard for everyone to get in shape and you're making people feel bad.


Memes,  Weight Loss Humor,  Scumbag Stephanie,  
    
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Well.....

Someone obviously lifts
Well.....

Someone obviously lifts


Memes,  Pikachu Meme,  Weightlifting Jokes,  
    
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I could lose weight but I hate losing
I could lose weight but I hate losing

Funny Jokes,  Weight Loss Problems,  Funny Weight Loss Quotes,  
    
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I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year

Only 13 more pounds to go
I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year

Only 13 more pounds to go


Memes,  Confession Bear Meme,  Confession Bear (theme),  
    
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So it is Labor Day,

That just means more free time to lift!
So it is Labor Day,

That just means more free time to lift!


Memes,  Labor Day Meme,  Overly Manly Man Meme (theme),  
    
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whenever i step on the scale

go jog, fat
whenever i step on the scale

go jog, fat


Memes,  Overweight Jokes,  Weight Humor,  
    
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Dig out an old shirt that I got too fat for

It fits again and I didn't even diet
Dig out an old shirt that I got too fat for

It fits again and I didn't even diet


Memes,  Diet Jokes,  Funny Weight Loss,  
    
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wait, if my heartbeat is beating really fast..

aren't i losing weight?
wait, if my heartbeat is beating really fast..

aren't i losing weight?


Memes,  10 Guy Meme (theme),  High Jokes,  
    
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