Widow Jokes

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''Looks like Joanie lost another turtle.''
''Looks like Joanie lost another turtle.''

Pet Jokes,  Pet Humor,  Playground Jokes,  
    
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Widow Hires Exotic Dancers To Perform At Her Husbands Funeral (Video)
a widow in taiwan hires strippers to dance around her deceased husband's coffin in taiwan.

Wtf,  Stripper Humor,  Funeral Jokes,  News Around The World,  
    
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"I understand your husband drowned and left you two million dollars. Can you imagine, two million dollars, and he couldn't even read or write. "Yeah, she said, and he couldn't swim either."
"I understand your husband drowned and left you two million dollars. Can you imagine, two million dollars, and he couldn't even read or write. "Yeah, she said, and he couldn't swim either."

Funny Jokes,  Husband And Wife Jokes,  
    
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The only woman who knows where her husband is... is a widow

The rest of U can sit down,,, and make another cup of tea
The only woman who knows where her husband is... is a widow

The rest of U can sit down,,, and make another cup of tea


Memes,  Kermit Memes,  
    
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The only woman who knows where her husband is... Is a widow

The rest of u can sit down... and make me another cup of tea
The only woman who knows where her husband is... Is a widow

The rest of u can sit down... and make me another cup of tea


Memes,  Husband Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I'm not upset about my divorce.  I'm only upset I'm not a widow.

--Roseanne Barr
I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow.

--Roseanne Barr


Funny Quotes,  Funny Divorce Quotes,  
    
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What do you call a man that lost all of his intelligence?

A widow.


Intellectual Insults,  Short Funny Jokes About Men  
    
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Q: What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A: A widow


Dead Person Jokes,  Dark Humor Jokes  
    
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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?


Death Jokes One Liners,  Death Jokes,  Question Humor  
    
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...And to my wife, 15,6 mb of free web space. . .
...And to my wife, 15,6 mb of free web space. . .

Internet Humor,  Computer Humor  
    
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Man rings up the local paper to place an obituary for his late wife.

He only had a pound so could only afford 3 words.

He wrote "Margrat is dead"

The clerk felt sorry for him and gave him another three words for free.

Her wrote "Margret is dead - fiesta for sale".


Death Jokes,  Man And Wife Jokes,  Death Jokes  
    
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Losing a husband can be hard: in my case it was almost impossible.

Bad Husband Jokes,  Anti Husband Jokes  
    
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