Wife And Husband Humor

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wife: your son was expelled today. he tught it'd be funny to put  brownies in the teacher's tongue.

husband: well, was it?

wife: lmao ya they were all high af when i got there
wife: your son was expelled today. he tught it'd be funny to put brownies in the teacher's tongue.

husband: well, was it?

wife: lmao ya they were all high af when i got there


Memes,  High Af,  
    
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Wife: Did you spend all our money on stuff for the dog again?

MeL No...

[Dog rolls past the window on his segway]

Me: Ok yes
Wife: Did you spend all our money on stuff for the dog again?

MeL No...

[Dog rolls past the window on his segway]

Me: Ok yes


Memes,  No Money Jokes,  Funny Jokes About Dogs,  
    
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Him: Babe what has 4 eyes but can not see?

Her: Idk tell me

Him:  A blind guy with glasses

Her: This is why I want a divorce
Him: Babe what has 4 eyes but can not see?

Her: Idk tell me

Him: A blind guy with glasses

Her: This is why I want a divorce


Memes,  Blind Guy Jokes,  Jokes Riddle,  
    
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wife: i'm so sick of you quoting kanye lyrics. w much longer will you keep this up?!?

me: all day 

wife: see this is what i mean
wife: i'm so sick of you quoting kanye lyrics. w much longer will you keep this up?!?

me: all day

wife: see this is what i mean


Memes,  Funny Kanye West Quotes,  
    
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wife: im leaving u, stop acting like a cop

me: (talking into shirt) suspect is being a total 

wife: get out
wife: im leaving u, stop acting like a cop

me: (talking into shirt) suspect is being a total

wife: get out


Memes,  Funny Cop Sayings,  Funny Arguing Quotes,  
    
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i asked why one arm was strong than the other

he said he started playing tennis
i asked why one arm was strong than the other

he said he started playing tennis


One Arm Jokes,  Masturbating Jokes,  Masturbation Memes,  
    
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"All I said was, 'I'm wrong.'"
"All I said was, 'I'm wrong.'"

Best Marriage Jokes,  Jokes About Marriage,  Husband Jokes,  
    
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I wanted to impress my wife, so I dragged her to the bedroom, threw her on the bed

And did all of the dishes and laundry while she took a nap
I wanted to impress my wife, so I dragged her to the bedroom, threw her on the bed

And did all of the dishes and laundry while she took a nap


Memes,  Husband And Wife Jokes,  Cleaning Jokes,  
    
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I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks.

I didn't want to interrupt her.
I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks.

I didn't want to interrupt her.


Funny Jokes,  Wife Jokes,  
    
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My wife asked me which one I like best
My wife asked me which one I like best

Funny Pictures,  Wife Jokes,  Funny Marriage Images,  
    
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my wife and i are going through a box of pictures and we found ones from us in college.
my wife and i are going through a box of pictures and we found ones from us in college.

Funny Pictures,  College Humor Jokes,  Drinking Jokes,  
    
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started trading my husband s for mages

got 4 awesome back rubs this week
started trading my husband s for mages

got 4 awesome back rubs this week


Memes,  
    
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The only woman who knows where her husband is... Is a widow

The rest of u can sit down... and make me another cup of tea
The only woman who knows where her husband is... Is a widow

The rest of u can sit down... and make me another cup of tea


Memes,  Widow Jokes,  Husband Jokes One Liners,  
    
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His Wife Didnt Want Maternity Photos, So He Snapped Some Of His Beer Belly Instead
What better way to celebrate miracles than with a series of beautiful maternity photos, right? Her husband took some for her.

Cute,  Really Funny Stuff,  Relationship,  Lol Pics,  
    
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Historical Marker

On this exact spy in the afternoon of April 27, 1968, a marital argument was won by the husband.
Historical Marker

On this exact spy in the afternoon of April 27, 1968, a marital argument was won by the husband.


Funny Jokes,  Jokes About Marriage,  Wife And Husband Jokes,  
    
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